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I liked the old one. https://tbgforums.com/forums/index.php?topic=4528

Let's do it again.

Actions will be run through Google translate and executed up to 10 times as decided by an RNG and then translated back to english.

The first action takes priority, the rest may not be executed because I might not have time. (Or I'm just lazy.)

Jake wakes up in the morning. Let the chaos ensue.

John stretches and makes his bed.

John makes his bed

8 languages.


John fell asleep.

John goes back to sleep. There's nothing important to do anyway probably. Except maybe dream.

Thanks for rebooting my CYOA

John gets up and pours a cup of coffee.

John gets up and pours a cup of coffee.

8 languages.

John got up and put down a cup of coffee.

John woke up and made a cup of coffee. He proceeded to put it down without drinking.

Make a new cup of coffee and drink it.

Quote from: Alex The JPEGMake a new cup of coffee and drink it.

2 languages

Make a new coffee and drink.

John makes a second cup of coffee and drinks one. John feels more awake than before. Suddenly John notices loud traffic outside. He must have not heard through his sleepiness.

John goes to the window to look at the strange, sudden traffic.

John goes to the window to look at the strange, sudden traffic.

10 languages (I think I'm going to increase the RNG if this doesn't go well.)

John left the window to see an unusual visit.

John jumps out of the window... and survives. While screaming in agony for his broken legs, he looks up to see a strange visitor. "Good thing you live on the 2nd floor of the apartment."

Ask the stranger who they are.

Use magic to heal

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Ask the stranger who they are.

5 languages

Ask how.

"How is that a good thing?" Asks John.

Use magic to heal

4 languages


Use magic to heal

(That was surprising.)

John musters as much arcane energy as he can to heal his leg. He feels better, but he doesn't know if it's just in his head.

Control John by putting J: before your action and MV: for mysterious visitor.

Keep in mind I have no plans and it's all driven by translation errors.

MV: "I mean, it could have been much worse."

MV: If you lived on the tenth floor, you would've broken a lot more than your legs.

MV: "I mean, it could have been much worse."
10 Languages
"That's my thing."

MV: If you lived on the tenth floor, you would've broken a lot more than your legs.
3 Languages
"If you lived on the tenth floor, you would break your legs a lot."

J: "You mean your thing is making sure people who jump break their legs depending on what floor they jump on? I don't understand."

MV: That is precisely what my thing is.

(I think the original went through like 100 languages on a 1, and only 7 on a 20, although I'm not sure how it scaled between those)

MV: That is precisely what my thing is.
4 languages
"I say."

J: "...You're British, I'm assuming?"

J: "...You're British, I'm assuming?"
4 Languages
"... you are British, I think?"

MV: "Why, yes, indeed, I am British, it seemed rather obvious to me, what? Good lord!"

MV: "Why, yes, indeed, I am British, it seemed rather obvious to me, what? Good lord!"
2 languages

"Why, yes, I'm British, it seems so obvious to me, huh? Good lord!"

(yeah you should probably put in more languages)


J: "You didn't look that British."