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Started by findanegg, Nov 10, 2018, 12:18:21 PM

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findanegg

you are a man with a gun. what do?
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Seam49


findanegg

Quote from: Seam49Put it in the bin!

no! you have gun!!
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manosysltia

pickles are just cucumbers and my life is a lie

findanegg

Quote from: manosysltiathrow it away
no! it is super glued to your hand
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Joyous Theta

Remove your gun with another gun.

findanegg

Quote from: CrazeePiRemove your gun with another gun.
no! you can only have one gun at a time
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Seanbobe

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findanegg

Quote from: seanboberemove hand.
you shoot your wrist until your non-gun-holding hand is completely removed from your body. you don't know why you did that.
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Blunderbus

Remove the hand that has the gun attached to it.
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findanegg

Quote from: DaEpikDudeRemove the hand that has the gun attached to it.
you can't remove the other hand because you don't have anything to remove it with. only a gun, which the aforementioned hand is holding
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Blunderbus

ask someone else to remove the hand with the gun
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findanegg

Quote from: DaEpikDudeask someone else to remove the hand with the gun
you can't talk.
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Joyous Theta

Swap your gun with a banana real stealthily and quick-like so the super-glue doesn't notice.

findanegg

Quote from: CrazeePiSwap your gun with a banana real stealthily and quick-like so the super-glue doesn't notice.
You don't have a hand to do that with
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Joyous Theta


findanegg

Quote from: CrazeePiUse your foot.
you don't have feet. remember?
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Seanbobe

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findanegg

Quote from: seanbobeuse teeth.
no teeth! years of not brushing your teeth because you have a gun in your tooth brushing hand has led to this
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Cranemaker

Give up on trying to get rid of the gun and go on a homicidal rampage
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Blunderbus

no don't murder is a bad
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Seanbobe

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findanegg

Quote from: CranemakerGive up on trying to get rid of the gun and go on a homicidal rampage
you do that, oh god why

Quote from: DaEpikDudeno don't murder is a bad
too late
Quote from: seanbobeuse gums
you fail obviously
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Blunderbus

shoot yourself in the foot
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findanegg

Quote from: DaEpikDudeshoot yourself in the foot
you do that. ow!
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