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Go Get Some Coffee: a CYOA about what you'd expect

Started by Blunderbus, Sep 19, 2018, 09:01:51 AM

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Blunderbus

Yep, go get coffee.

That's the basic idea.

Might not be as easy as it sounds...


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Alright, here we go.

John McGeneric wakes up, ready for a completely normal day.
He's feeling a little groggy, might need something to wake him up. Some coffee would do nicely.
There's a coffee machine in the kitchen. Maybe John could go make some himself, assuming he knows how to.

What should John do?
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Blunderbus

#3
Quote from: CrazeePiYou need breakfast first though! As such, eat your blanket.

John is really, really, hungry. To the point where he's physically incapable of getting into the kitchen right now to make breakfast.
(To show this, you now have a Status Bar)
To be able to sustain himself for a little while, he takes a great big bite out of his sheet.

...Well, turns out sheets aren't particularly nutritious, but it'll do for now. At least until John can get to the kitchen.

Statuses:
- Incredibly hungry
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Tymewalk

Go to the kitchen, but continue eating the sheets while you walk there.
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Blunderbus

Quote from: TymewalkGo to the kitchen, but continue eating the sheets while you walk there.
John leaves the room and enters into the kitchen, still munching on his sheet.
His hunger somehow starts getting a little better.

In the kitchen, there's a fridge with a variety of food in it, as well as a cupboard with more stuff, some drawers with cutlery and crockery and the main article itself, the coffee machine.

What should John do?

Statuses:
- Very hungry
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Prism

Open the drawer, get a knife, and stab yourself.
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Blunderbus

Quote from: CrazeePiLook for some salt to sprinkle on the sheet, then continue to eat it.
There's some salt in the cupboard, but for some reason it's rock salt and John doesn't have a grinder so it's a little hard to use.
Nonetheless, John puts some on the blanket and finishes it off. That tasted awful.

Quote from: CorrinTheDragonOpen the drawer, get a knife, and stab yourself.
John decides that the best way to get coffee is probably stabbing himself, because hey, maybe there's free coffee in the afterlife?
Anyway, he grabs a knife out of the drawer and attempts to stab himself.
...But because it was a butter knife all it really accomplishes is cutting him a little.

Might not have been the smartest idea.

What should John do that preferably doesn't involve killing himself?

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Statuses:
- Hungry
- Hurt
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Tymewalk

Go look in the fridge for something slightly more tasty than bedsheets. Maybe a nice comforter or throw pillow.
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Blunderbus

Quote from: TymewalkGo look in the fridge for something slightly more tasty than bedsheets. Maybe a nice comforter or throw pillow.
Well, there's not anything like that in the fridge...
Quote from: GalaxySugarFoxEat whatever is edible in the fridge.
...but there is some butter, jam (or jelly for you American folks out there), eggs and bacon.
John takes all this out. Seems like it could make some good breakfast, but John would need some bread from the freezer and, of course, some coffee.
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Blunderbus

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Blunderbus

Quote from: redgreenandblueGet the bread from the freezer first.
John gets the bread out.

Now what?

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- Hurt
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it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
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Blunderbus

Quote from: realicraftMake. Sandwich.
John decides it'd be a good idea to make a sandwich, but unfortunately he's not sure what to put on it yet. And besides, the bread is still frozen. Probably best to put it in the microwave first.
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realicraft

Put all the food in the microwave and cook for 10 minutes.
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Blunderbus

Quote from: realicraftPut all the food in the microwave and cook for 10 minutes.
John puts the bread, butter, jam, eggs and bacon in the microwave and sets it to start cooking for 10 minutes.
Hopefully nothing will go wrong with that.

Should John do anything while he's waiting?
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Tymewalk

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back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Blunderbus

Quote from: TymewalkFind some coffee grounds and eat them raw.
Well, some coffee beans are probably in the cupboard, which you can use to make coffee grounds.
John goes over and looks in the cupboard for some... wait, hold on a second!
It's a disaster!
John doesn't have any coffee beans!

What does John do about this?
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realicraft

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Blunderbus

Quote from: realicraftScream and die.
John certainly screams, but unfortunately there isn't too much around to make him die. It's a single-storey house and the only knives John has are butter knives, for some reason.
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realicraft

it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
ewow status: 1a has released yet; voting has ended
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65536 progress: ~13.08% @ 97d (0y 3m 5d) [03/18/2024] {8572/65536}



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Blunderbus

Quote from: realicraftMagically summon coffee beans

1d10000 = 3619 (< 9999)

that didn't work
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realicraft

it sure is 43.250.142.151       tbgforums.com time, i think
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