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#1 2018-Jul-09  06:07:43

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Recipe for Disaster

Post a recipe style thing that leads to disaster. For example.  Take 1 Famous Dave’s at rush hour, and take away the napkins. (If you’ve ever eaten there, you’ll know what I mean.) Rate and number.


1. Take one insanely careless, reckless, brave person and add OP fire-making powers. Place into busy city for 5 minutes.

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#2 2018-Jul-09  06:20:29

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

11/10

2. Add 1 lunatic, 1 rig of explosives set around the city, and 1 activate button. Hand the button to the lunatic.

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#3 2018-Jul-09  08:33:02

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

BOOM/lunatic

Just place lots of explosives along the streets and around the city. Take one helicopter. Take one activate button and press. Fly up into sky. Throw activate button into streets. Leave for 5 minutes. Serve crumbled.


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#4 2018-Jul-09  10:19:14

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

9/10

Take 10,000 Scratchers working on super complicated projects. Before they hit "save", remove WiFi. Brace self.

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#5 2018-Jul-09  11:37:22

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

10/10 geez I would kill a man

Begin with ten toddlers in a public place. Add a liberal amount of sugar; at least one ton. Add one easily overwhelmed adult. Voila.


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#6 2018-Jul-09  12:15:11

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

0/10 sugar highs don’t exist

1. This statement is false.
2. Ask a supercomputer to evaluate the above statement.

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#7 2018-Jul-09  12:20:48

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

Graham's Number / 10

7. Add 1 supercomputer and the equation "0 ÷ 0". Tell the supercomputer to find the answer.

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#8 2018-Jul-09  12:31:42

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

Divide-by-zero-5.jpg/10

Take one Samsung galaxy 7. Place in airplane. Plug it in to charger. Wait 1 hour.

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#9 2018-Jul-12  17:14:36

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#10 2018-Jul-12  19:52:11

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

8435.5 wrote:

0/10 sugar highs don’t exist

1. This statement is false.
2. Ask a supercomputer to evaluate the above statement.

“Highly paradoxical, captain” - Siri


Huh, wonder where this leads.
Here: Elementals RP and Zombie Tower Defence.
Oh, this is just some text.
When Happy music is not a good choice and Where online debating is possible.
Generation 1: copy and paste this in your siggy and change the generation by 1. Social experiment.
46964.png
big_smile
“Stop touching my suspendies!” - My friend

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#11 2018-Jul-12  20:04:11

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

CorrinTheDragon wrote:

Graham's Number / 10

7. Add 1 supercomputer and the equation "0 ÷ 0". Tell the supercomputer to find the answer.

I got roasted by Siri...
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iOS 11 in a nutshell: delivering funny Siri responses.

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Huh, wonder where this leads.
Here: Elementals RP and Zombie Tower Defence.
Oh, this is just some text.
When Happy music is not a good choice and Where online debating is possible.
Generation 1: copy and paste this in your siggy and change the generation by 1. Social experiment.
46964.png
big_smile
“Stop touching my suspendies!” - My friend

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#12 2018-Jul-13  02:41:14

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

-Terrariadude555- wrote:
CorrinTheDragon wrote:

Graham's Number / 10

7. Add 1 supercomputer and the equation "0 ÷ 0". Tell the supercomputer to find the answer.

I got roasted by Siri...
http://u.cubeupload.com/Terrariadude/92 … 9B220.jpeg
iOS 11 in a nutshell: delivering funny Siri responses.

That's actually been there since OS 8 or 9. Also, back on topic please?

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#13 2018-Jul-13  04:48:55

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

Heh/10.

Take one country. Take one insane ruler. The rest logically follows.


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Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

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#14 2018-Jul-23  10:48:16

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

10/10

Take 1 (insert fandom here) hater.  Place in middle of (insert fandom here) convention.  Wait.

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#15 2018-Jul-23  10:49:49

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

10/10.

Try to teach a baby to tie their shoelaces. The baby will eat the shoelaces, resulting in you calling 911/equivalent.


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Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

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#16 2018-Sep-18  08:17:10

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#17 2018-Sep-18  09:09:53

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

5/10

Add 1 furry hater. Invite them to Furrmont on Discord. Bake for 30 minutes.

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#18 2018-Sep-18  10:32:56

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

5/10 I don’t exactly understand

Add 1000 people playing 2048 and about to hit 2048. Make their computers explode (BOMB!) right before they hit save. Wait 10 seconds.

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#19 2018-Sep-18  11:16:08

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

Marb1 wrote:

5/10 I don’t exactly understand

Click here and you'll see what i mean

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#20 2018-Sep-18  11:18:48

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

CorrinTheDragon wrote:
Marb1 wrote:

5/10 I don’t exactly understand

Click here and you'll see what i mean

You didn’t rate my one also I am 12 so too young for discord but turning 13 soon

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#21 2018-Sep-18  12:02:03

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

1000/2048


Add 2 cups of any alkali metal and 1/2 cup of water.


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#22 2018-Sep-18  13:00:27

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

6/10

Add 1 pound of extremely flammable gas, 1 matchbox, and 1 lunatic. Shake well.

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#23 2018-Sep-18  20:10:13

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

7/10

Find someone playing Cookie Clicker who relies on autosave, and just before autosave is done close the tab.

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#24 2018-Oct-14  11:31:57

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#25 2018-Oct-14  11:43:20

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Re: Recipe for Disaster

11/10 (Marb1)

Go into a public swimming pool and fill it with 50 buckets worth of KFC. Film the people and the staff's reaction. Eat the KFC.


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