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1234 bizarre ways to get expelled.

Started by -Terrariadude555-, Jun 24, 2018, 09:25:23 AM

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-Terrariadude555-

WHAT DID I SAY IN MY LAST TBG!?!?

Self explanatory
I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

Alex The JPEG

1. Hack into the school's P.A. and play "Despacito" at full blast.
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TheLetterThorn

8/10

2. Hack into the school's PA, impresonate the principal/headmaster, and announce that school has been cancelled for the next two weeks.
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P-Code

8/10

3. Steal the phone connected to the PA. For extra bizarreness, steal just the handset.

Siverko

10/10.

4. If you're asked to do the Pledge of Allegiance, start with "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of SCHOOL" or something equally stupid.
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TheLetterThorn

9/10

5. Fill up the principal's office with various insects.
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-Terrariadude555-

#7
8/10

At my school the students are likely to dog on you for tiny things, so basically do a bunch of mean things. For extra effect, break any window. You are likely to get expelled that day.
I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

Blunderbus

#8
suspension sounds more likely / 10


If your assessment is "make something in the style of (person)", find an obscure thing they made and turn it in as your assignment, then when they say "it's not in the right style" you show them that they actually did make it.

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Blunderbus

Quote from: realicraft8. Paint the walls .
rate pl0x
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realicraft

I can't edit...
So... uh...
0/10 not a way
9. Paint the floors .
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Tymewalk

6/10

10. Break into the PA system (why do so many of these start like this?) and begin screaming the Bee Movie script.
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Blunderbus

According to all know laws of aviation... / 10

11. Go out with a literal bang. (As in explosives.)


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Siverko

10/10.

12. In high school, demand that you get cookies, nap time, and the alphabet song or you will throw a tantrum.
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Blunderbus

9 / 10

13. Finish year 12.


...What? You're kicked out of the school, isn't that what being expelled is?


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realicraft

3/10
14. Die.
(Well, you're not going to school anymore... :/)
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Faressain

77/(77+7*7-7)

15. Cheat in way too many exams. Be like cheater Maximus.
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-Terrariadude555-

6/10 I sometimes cheat quite a bit in maths.

Set off firecrackers when you are to clap. If that doesn't work, use flamethrowers to cook your pizza or (even better) cut the gas line.
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:D
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realicraft

0/10 you forgot to number it
17. Intentionally set off a bomb.
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-Terrariadude555-

Quote from: realicraft0/10 you forgot to number it
17. Intentionally set off a bomb.
That is no reason to make it 0/10.
I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

Blunderbus

Quote from: realicraft17. Intentionally set off a bomb.
Quote from: DaEpikDude11. Go out with a literal bang. (As in explosives.)

kinda dupe 2/10

18. Whenever your teacher says "any questions?" say "Ok, so I understand most of it, but just to clarify... can you go over the whole lesson again, I wasn't listening"

Repeat in every class
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19. Scream "FREE ICECREAM!!!" when you leave your current period everyday.
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realicraft

6/10, also how to get mobbed

20. Make the microwave explode.
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-Terrariadude555-

RADIATION BOOM/RADAR BOOM

21. Ask the teacher to expel you. If that doesn't work, demand it (bonus if the teacher is really nice)
I used to be active on the TBGs but was not a very nice person, I've changed now but my activity is lacking.

:D
"Stop touching my suspendies!" - My friend

redgreenandblue

#25
10/10 :P

Put fliers everywhere that tell the students to revolt.