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#1 2018-Apr-28  04:18:34

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10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

Self explanatory. Rate.

1. Order a plain coffee, then when you are done with it, throw the cup on the ground and scream, "ANOTHER!" (Bonus if you get the reference)

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#2 2018-Apr-28  04:34:43

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

I understood that reference
10/10

Ask if you can buy all of their chairs and if they say no then throw the chairs at them.
That'll get you kicked out.

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#3 2018-Apr-28  07:49:15

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

9/10

Order any drink with extra whipped cream. Then keep saying "More cream!!" until they have used up their entire supply. Then throw it away in front of them.

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#4 2018-Apr-28  08:40:41

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

8/10

Order a large coffee. Have this conversation:

Barista: "You mean a venti?"
You: "No. I mean a large."
Barista: "Venti is large."
You: "No, 'venti' is Italian for 'twenty.' I only want one coffee."
Barista: "Sir. Do you want a venti, a grande, or a tall?"
You: "VENTI IS THE ONLY ONE OF THOSE THAT DOES NOT MEAN LARGE. GET ME A LARGE."


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#5 2018-Apr-28  08:42:57

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

9/10
Say "Venti, please. When they only give you one coffee, say "But I asked for 20 coffees!"


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#6 2018-Apr-28  08:51:09

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

3/10

Order 20 coffees with loads of whipped cream. If they don’t give you that, break the display glass and throw chairs at them.


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#7 2018-Apr-29  03:06:56

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

8/10

Change the music playing to Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows.

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#8 2018-May-01  16:42:14

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#9 2018-May-09  13:32:19

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#10 2018-May-11  11:20:00

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

1/10

break the coffee machine


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#11 2018-May-13  07:25:17

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

5/10

Kick yourself out of Starbucks


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#12 2018-May-13  07:34:17

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

1000/10

Get a truckload of whipped cream and dump it into the store via truck. Play happy music and sloppily eat their cakes secretly.


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#13 2018-May-15  17:33:32

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

8/10

Order any drink(preferably a frappe), and after tasting it, say "THIS IS THE WORST DRINK EVER!!!", and pour it down the staff's backs.

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#14 2018-Jun-02  16:08:56

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#15 2018-Jun-02  21:24:25

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

3/10

Order a Tall and then say "I thought these were tall! GIMME A REFUND!!!" (Tall is basically kids size at Starbucks) And then, the good ol' "throw chairs at the baristas"

Last edited by Jayfeather (2018-Jun-02  21:27:06)


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#16 2018-Jun-03  05:35:15

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

8/10

break the law


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#17 2018-Jun-06  15:30:24

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

100000000/10

Order the hardest-to-make drink on the menu, with insanely complicated modifications, then get into a debate about the whole "tall" issue when they ask what size you want.  All during peak business times.

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#18 2018-Jun-07  00:52:00

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

∞/10 lol
Put jetpacks on all of the cups and machines and have them fly out all the windows while breaking them. If they don't let you do that, pour syrup on their heads and erase the signs.


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#19 2018-Jun-07  00:57:46

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

8/10

Play "Weird" Al Yankovic's "Amish Paradise" in volume exceeding 140 dB, while also playing Soviet anthem, putting USSR banner, spilling natural milk on CEO, saying "My name's Blurryface and I know, what do you think.", before suddenly shouting "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" and letting others sing along, sing entire song, play Soviet anthem again.


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#20 2018-Jun-09  10:15:55

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

10/10
Replace all the cups, machines, and signs with the most annoying music blarers while you secretly drag the CEO into jail.


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#21 2018-Jul-09  10:28:51

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

10000000/10

Walk in drinking a coffee from Dunkin Donuts.

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#22 2018-Jul-09  12:00:01

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

googolplex/10

Kick yourself out the door. Boom. You've just been kicked out of Starbucks.


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#23 2018-Jul-12  17:15:41

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

100000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Tape a "kick me" sign to your back and face the doorway. Wait until you are outside.

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#24 2018-Jul-12  20:17:48

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

CorrinTheDragon wrote:

googolplex/10

Kick yourself out the door. Boom. You've just been kicked out of Starbucks.

That has been done.

Galexy you should have given him a zero.

Last edited by -Terrariadude555- (2018-Jul-12  20:18:27)


Huh, wonder where this leads.
Here: Elementals RP and Zombie Tower Defence.
Oh, this is just some text.
When Happy music is not a good choice and Where online debating is possible.
Generation 1: copy and paste this in your siggy and change the generation by 1. Social experiment.
46964.png
big_smile
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#25 2018-Jul-12  22:44:24

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Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of Starbucks.

-Terrariadude555- wrote:
CorrinTheDragon wrote:

googolplex/10

Kick yourself out the door. Boom. You've just been kicked out of Starbucks.

That has been done.

Galexy you should have given him a zero.

It was just "kick yourself out of Starbucks." Mine is specifically "kick yourelf outside of Starbucks."


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