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The aim of the game: Make sense... almost!
The game starts with a simple statement (e.g. "Frogs jump") and you use SLIGHTLY incorrect logic to get somewhere else (e.g. "My cousin jumps, therefore my cousin is a frog"). Then, the next person uses another bit of slightly incorrect logic to move somewhere else yet again (e.g. "My cousin needs glasses, and my cousin is a frog, so all frogs must need glasses") and so on.
Eventually we'll end up nowhere near where we started only through """logical""" conclusions.
Start!
Molecules are made of atoms.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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I am made of atoms, therefore I am a molecule.
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404
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Nobody can see molecules, so nobody can see seanbobe.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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Nobody can see ghosts, so seanbobe is a ghost.
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hey look i'm a signature sandwich
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All ghosts are dead, so seanbobe is dead, and since seanbobe is also a molecule molecules must be dead.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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Dead people/molecules can't use computers, so seanbobe must me a ghost-zombie-molecule.
my scratch is firefang16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuYH0DrPIg
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Zombies and ghosts are both dead, and they can't use computers, so all dead things must not be able to use computers.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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Zombies and ghosts are both dead, and they can't use computers, so all dead things must not be able to use computers.
Dead things can't use computers so computers must be unusable. 
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404
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Computers are technology, so all technology is unusable.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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Things that don't exist are unusable, so technology doesn't exist.
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Global warming is unusable, therefore global warming doesn't exist and is definitely a hoax and I'm not insane.
Remember, don't shoot food.
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CrazeePi is not insane and neither am I. CrazeePi must be me 
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CrazeePi plays Spiral Knights so redgreenandblue must play Spiral Knights.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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I am not insane either, so therefore CrazeePi and redgreenandblue must be me as well.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
(つo.o)つ Kirby
Text Based Games Forums Discord Server
"In Part 2, Tymewalk is supposed to break time to stop perryriley, but because the developers replaced the moderator in the player's party with DownsGameClub for the perryriley fight, the entirety of The Slipspace, the Time Break and Time Repair skills, Slipspace mechanics, Shattered Time items, enemies, attributes, and respective outfits for the 4 party members there go completely unused. Interestingly enough though, in the June 2019 update of the game, for some reason certain party members have their skills replaced with Shattered Time ones, as if time was somehow still broken from them. What's even stranger is this happens for people outside of the perryriley fight entirely, as if it were random. It's unknown why this happened or if it was intentional or not." - The Cutting Room Floor, TBG Forums: Fortunately Unfortunate
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redgreenandblue controls his mind, so redgreenandblue is controlling all sane minds.
TBGs motto of 2019: Don't be consumed by the void.
I think it’s been long enough to justify trying to make the Infinite Flood hit rock bottom again.
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I am sane so I am controlled by redgreenandblue.
Last edited by DaEpikDude (2018-Mar-15 13:13:27)
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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Insane people are not sane, therefore insane people are not controlled by redgreenandblue.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
(つo.o)つ Kirby
Text Based Games Forums Discord Server
"In Part 2, Tymewalk is supposed to break time to stop perryriley, but because the developers replaced the moderator in the player's party with DownsGameClub for the perryriley fight, the entirety of The Slipspace, the Time Break and Time Repair skills, Slipspace mechanics, Shattered Time items, enemies, attributes, and respective outfits for the 4 party members there go completely unused. Interestingly enough though, in the June 2019 update of the game, for some reason certain party members have their skills replaced with Shattered Time ones, as if time was somehow still broken from them. What's even stranger is this happens for people outside of the perryriley fight entirely, as if it were random. It's unknown why this happened or if it was intentional or not." - The Cutting Room Floor, TBG Forums: Fortunately Unfortunate
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I control the sane but not the insane, the government controls the sane but not the insane, therefore OBEY.
Also, Tymewalk posted before me and I am Tymewalk, therefore double posting is ok.
Remember, don't shoot food.
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Most games say that double posting is NOT okay, so most games cannot be trusted.
Last edited by DaEpikDude (2018-Mar-15 17:11:27)
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Criminals cannot be trusted, therefore posting in the TBGs is a criminal activity.
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Criminals go to jail, and posting on TBGs are criminal activity, therefore anyone who posts in TBGs go to jail.
Last edited by Itaku (2018-Mar-16 04:05:34)
Stay tuned for 1x1 RP era.
"Our destiny is not just what others pick for us. Our destiny is mix of environment, our common goals, our actions, their consequences and time." - Itaku, 2018
Whether I play Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, I always make artefact elsewhere, like defeating hard boss, making some excessive quality items or even making a miracle.
"We're in middle of very important science project, feel free to visit us at any time."
Quote of the day: “Do not be deceived: bad company corrupts good morals.” - Anonymous.
Proud saviour of these guys. Also I am happy to see that I'm one of first to see Heathcliffe's 25k post milestone.
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People who post on the TBGs go to jail, so I must be in jail.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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All Scratchers who played the old TBG Forums go to jail too, and they're filling up the jails 'cause it never ever fails.
Last edited by the2000 (2018-Mar-16 07:19:52)
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i'm not making the game
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Scratchers on the TBG forums went to jail, so all Scratchers must go to jail.
my scratch is firefang16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuYH0DrPIg
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Scratchers go to jail so Scratch must be illegal.
A good compromise leaves everybody involved unhappy.
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