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There's a giant meteor headed towards us! Better ignore that and watch TV with the instead.

There are currently 684 who are panicking and not watching TV because of the impending doom. The thesaurus!

who've watched TV while ignoring impending doom
These... fifteen.

Leaderboard:
Ryasis: 6 distracted.
DaEpikDude: 6 distracted.
redgreenandblue: 3 distracted.
Replies: 2 distracted.
Time: 2 undistracted.

How to watch TV while ignoring impending doom with the
- Say "Oh yeah, I guess I'll run off now to watch TV with a while ignoring a giant meteor in the sky." at the end of your post 5 posts in a row. Doing this in this topic does not count.
- Become king/queen of a page somewhere that's not here and say "Hmm, yes, as the king/queen of this page I formally declare that all you peasants get out of my house so that I may spend some quality time watching TV with a royal while I ignore this impending doom, quite impending indeed." somewhere in your post.
- Every 10 posts here I'll go watch TV with a and ignore impending doom.
- Lead a horde of in Fight the Emojis to become the prophet Cable Guy Larry and preach to the masses about the benefits of cable TV. By becoming the prophet Cable Guy Larry, it'll take a longer 8 posts of saying "Oh yeah, I guess I'll yada yada..." to distract a , but your godly cable skills will allow you to distract 2 instead of 1 (this power does not carry over to Fight the Emojis).  There will be other ways to receive Cable Guy Larry's holy cable TV powers in the future.
- Every time 5 enemy (may change in the future, we'll see) are defeated in Fight the Emojis, we'll video tape you murdering those so that we may put it on a TV to distract a here.
- Uhh, give me your credit card number, that'll definitely make them ignore impending doom, for sure.

There is no direct way to break their TVs or stop the impending doom, that's for ignoring only.

"Oh no, something's headed right towards us and it's impending doom!"

600-700 panicked: "Oh no, something's headed right towards us and it's impending doom!"
1 will realize "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me" every 48 hours. Stacks to 3, which as far as I know means absolutely nothing.
500-599 panicked: "That's definitely impending doom alright."
2 will realize "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me" every 48 hours. Stacks to 6.
400-499 panicked: "Watch out for that impending doom, it could be dangerous."
1 will realize "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me" every 24 hours. Stacks to 3.
300-399 panicked: "Uhh, anyone worried about that impending doom?"
1 will realize "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me" every 12 hours, but they'll mostly just be happy the yellow text is now readable. Stacks to 3.
150-299 panicked: "I think that might be impending doom but I could be wrong."
2 will realize "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me" every 12 hours. Stacks to 6.
1-149 panicked: "What's an impending doom?"
3 will realize "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me" every 12 hours.
0 panicked: "Oh hey, there's a sale on this new soap called 'impending doom' that I'll never use."
The are too busy watching TV and the impending doom will feel lonely and fly away.

Make sure to report back here whenever you watch TV and ignore impending doom with a .

Up to date as of post #42.

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Ok, this is actually pretty funny.

I posted "Oh yeah, I guess I'll run off now to watch TV with a while ignoring a giant meteor in the sky" on the end of 10 posts in a row. So that is 2 I watched tv with.

Wait is this legit

Quote from: Smiley100PWait is this legit

yes

I posted it 10 more times to save 2 more.

Oh yeah, I guess I'll run off now to watch TV with a while ignoring a giant meteor in the sky.

What happens if I draw a on a piece of paper and watch TV with it? Does that count, or would I also have to have some deadline, nearby bad event, or other source of impending doom?

I guess that would technically make this the Real-Life Based Games, since I'm doing it there... the RBGs!

ok my credit card number is 1234-5678-9012-3456 and my pin is 997967892316943278154687
don't ask how my pin is that long

also go watch tv

I watched tv with 2 more by posting 10 times

I posted it 10 more times yet again

I got king and said it

i gave you my credit card number why did that not make one watch tv
are you a phony?

No I am real human not fake yes I mail you ten million face in mail yes not scam.

why only these emoticons and not the others
you'd think they would know

Quote from: 8435.5why only these emoticons and not the others
you'd think they would know

nah

I posted 10 more again.
edit: and a king

i'm helping

20th post, one is ... ignoring impending doom.

1 has realised "Oh wait, there's a giant meteor headed towards me"

All the are panicking.

inb4 closed.

I watched TV with one by posting that thing 5 times.

8:1

Missed the old age of distracting with TVs so they wouldn't notice that they're all going to die, except not really because that was only a random joke that lasted like two days? Well miss it no longer with this new terrible modern-age as-seen-on-TV reboot, except it's a rebot because I ran out of characters!

I helped out