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In this game, one person will post a "conspiracy", and the next person will post a (more ridiculous) conspiracy to disprove or discredit it. For example:

Guys, the moon isn't slowly drifting away, it's coming towards us, and the government wants to hide that!

Pssh, you believe in the Moon? It's just the back of the Sun!

What back? The sun is just a really big flashlight!

etc, etc...

Try not to use actual conspiracies and don't make fun of anyone.

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Rhode Island isn't a state! Has anyone actually ever been there and seen it? It's not part of the US!
To everyone living in Rhode Island: I'm sorry

Really? Don't you get it?! Rhode Island IS the United States! Every other state is too big to fit in that country!

Uh, you believe in the UNITED STATES OF RHODE ISLAND? Everyone knows the Republic of Texas just uses them as a cover.

Don't you know that the Republic of Texas is governed by soap?!!

Yeah, if you believe in the model of soap the soapy government likes to shove down your throat! Everyone knows soap is a scam, made up in the 60s to get people to spend more money and pay the government more!

Don't you know that people from the 60s and the 70s are taking part of a secret program? YOUR PARENTS ARE LYING TO YOU

Hah, you believe parents exist? Government holograms, al, government holograms!

You believe in holograms? What are you, stupid? Obviously it's implants in our eyes that were given to us by the government at birth that make us see "parents" that aren't actually there!

Wow, really? You believe in eyes? I didn't think this could sink any lower, but here we are. It's Big Glasses that make us believe we need eyes to see! If you didn't have any, you'd be fine!

Quote from: TymewalkRhode Island isn't a state! Has anyone actually ever been there and seen it? It's not part of the US!

Quote from: alexphanReally? Don't you get it?! Rhode Island IS the United States! Every other state is too big to fit in that country!

Quote from: TymewalkUh, you believe in the UNITED STATES OF RHODE ISLAND? Everyone knows the Republic of Texas just uses them as a cover.

Quote from: algmwc5Don't you know that the Republic of Texas is governed by soap?!!

Quote from: TymewalkYeah, if you believe in the model of soap the soapy government likes to shove down your throat! Everyone knows soap is a scam, made up in the 60s to get people to spend more money and pay the government more!

Quote from: algmwc5Don't you know that people from the 60s and the 70s are taking part of a secret program? YOUR PARENTS ARE LYING TO YOU

Quote from: TymewalkHah, you believe parents exist? Government holograms, al, government holograms!

Quote from: epicanna27You believe in holograms? What are you, stupid? Obviously it's implants in our eyes that were given to us by the government at birth that make us see "parents" that aren't actually there!

Quote from: TymewalkWow, really? You believe in eyes? I didn't think this could sink any lower, but here we are. It's Big Glasses that make us believe we need eyes to see! If you didn't have any, you'd be fine!

EVERYONE.
STOP.

Wow, angle brackets? Don't you know that when you use those things NSA plants a camera somewhere on your house!

Pfft, NSA? National Security Agency? More like, National Scam Apparatus, am I right?

Don't you know that they poured the MILK FIRST THEN THE CEREAL?

Quote from: alexphanPfft, NSA? National Security Agency? More like, National Scam Apparatus, am I right?

Uh...no.

Quote from: algmwc5Don't you know that they poured the MILK FIRST THEN THE CEREAL?

Okay, how does this discredit the above conspiracy?

Quote from: 8435.5

Quote from: alexphanPfft, NSA? National Security Agency? More like, National Scam Apparatus, am I right?

Uh...no.

Quote from: algmwc5Don't you know that they poured the MILK FIRST THEN THE CEREAL?

Okay, how does this discredit the above conspiracy?

NSA employees poured the milk first
Then the cereal

Pff, you believe in cereal? That's just a lie spread by Big Milk

Quote from: algmwc5

Quote from: 8435.5

Quote from: alexphanPfft, NSA? National Security Agency? More like, National Scam Apparatus, am I right?

Uh...no.

Quote from: algmwc5Don't you know that they poured the MILK FIRST THEN THE CEREAL?

Okay, how does this discredit the above conspiracy?

NSA employees poured the milk first
Then the cereal

That still doesn't discredit the above conspiracy.

Quote from: joefarebrotherPff, you believe in cereal? That's just a lie spread by Big Milk

Seriously?

Just continue the chain please

Big Milk is just a big hoax created by cows!

You think that cows exist? Seriously? All of the beef that we eat is simply fake protein made in labs!

Hahaha, labs? What year is this, 2016? No, no, there are no labs! What a science fiction theory! The fake protein "beef" is created by microwaving old shoes! The closest thing to a "lab" you have is someone's kitchen!

Shoes? LOL
Shoes are a big lie! They are made out of mushrooms

Oh my gosh, wow, I don't even believe this. I literally can not even with you right now.

Mushrooms aren't even real rooms, OK? Shoes are actually just made out of chemicals taken from dressing rooms in stores! Sheesh, learn to fact check.

I can't believe that you think that chemicals are taken from dressing rooms in stores! Stores don't exist -- all department stores are just holograms.

You believe in holograms? What are you, stupid? Obviously it's implants in our eyes that were given to us by the government at birth that make us see "stores" that aren't actually there!