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[Round 4: The Comedy Denominator] The Ultimately Unfair Game Show

Started by the2000, Aug 17, 2017, 10:01:26 AM

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the2000

Rounds:
Round 1: The price is right, don't question it
Round 2: Generic Quiz Game
Round 3: OPstacle Course
Round 4: The Comedy Denominator
;) Welcome to Whoever Wins Wins! In this game, whoever wins, in the unquestionable winner! ;)
;) We will choose a minigame off of the spinner, and you must follow the rules! ;)
;) Every time you win, you get 1,000,000 points which should totally break the economy! ;)
;) Here is the amaaazing shop! ;)
shop :
a punch in the face is zero points
a hug is one point
a moldy ham sandwich i brought for lunch today is three points
this frozen hot dog i found unwrapped on the floor is five points (no microwave included)
a rapper that has been unrapped is seven points
a computer with bonzi buddy is ten points
a day with my good pal satan is fifteen points, he's lonely
a day with your good pal ME is twenty points
a broken glass cup is twenty-three points
zero points are twenty five points
a big trophy that says no one cares is your lifetime savings
your mom is thirty points
a demonic chair is thirty-five points
my clothes are forty points
some goo i found in the sewers is forty-five points
a paint job on your entire body is fifty points (pink purple red green yellow blue orange black)
a paint job on your entire body is fifty-five points (golden which is literally yellow but more expensive)
some radioactive goo i found in the sewers is sixty points
my house is sixty-five points
a dancing crab is seventy points
a FREE GEOMETRY DASH ICON is seventy-five points
skyline is eighty points
another hug is eighty-five points
the ability to choose between one minigame choices for the next minigame is ninety points
the tbgs are ninety-five points
another punch in the face is one hundred points! congratulations *punch*
And now, the contestants!
How to sign up:
Copy the following sheet, and paste it in your post. Then, fill out the prompt.

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Weight:
Skills:
Single?:
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto:
More:
Contestants (in sign up order, newest first):
Click on the person who you want to see the sign-up of for information on them. This way, the first page saves a lot of useful space wasted on the "shop."

Seanbobe
Potato
RGB
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Male
Karmoren
A
8435.5
Here are the current scores!
Scoreboard:

A             2,000,001 points
Karmoren 1,000,001 points
Seanbobe 2 points
Potato      2 points
8435.5     0 points
RGB         0 points
Deceased:

Male        4 points
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#2
Name: 8435.5
Age: ...
Gender: ...
Weight: ...
Skills: ...
Single?: why is this on here
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: what
More: this is a self-insert
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Alex The JPEG

Name: a
Age: b
Gender: c
Weight: d
Skills: e
Single?: f
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: B)
More: g
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

POST PROGRESS (updated 12/15/2020)
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Starmeadows

Name: Karmoren
Age: 3
Gender: Kappa
Weight: Normal for kappæ species
Skills: can run at the speed of sped
Single?: Probably
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: None.  He is Cat.
More: Alien cat thing

CellularData

Name: Male
Age: 1142
Gender: Female
Weight: 2 lbs
Skills: running
Single?: No but she wants to date everyone anyway *cough*blazestar*cough*
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to pluto: ABSOLUTELY.
More: Always wins
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

objecty

I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

the2000

wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

redgreenandblue

Name: RGB
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Weight: 5
Skills: None
Single?: Forever alone
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: Best
More: Nothing

the2000

;) And these are our GREAT contestants! ;)
8435.5, Age ..., who is already questioning this games rules, is our first contestant. They are also a ..., weigh ..., are skilled at ...ing, and is not single or taken, but ...! They also have what skills at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto, and is a self-inser... self-ins... SELF-INSERT? THIS IS... Absolutely fantastic! ;)

Next up is a, who is b years old and... Did they literally just write down the alphabet? The things I do for a paycheck... Who is b years old and is a c! They also weigh d, are skilled at e, f, and they're B) when it comes to flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto! Also, they are g. ;)

And let's not forget, Karmoren, the 3 year old alien cat thing! They are a Kappa, they weigh avera... AVERAGE... AVERAGELY FOR THE KAPPæ SPECIES? *sigh* They weigh over 5,000 pounds because they're fat (hehe) and can run at the speed of sped. Quite an impressive feat for someone who weighs 5,000 pounds! (hehe) They are probably single, and despite being a cat, naturally born for it, cannot fly an armored hovercraft to Pluto. Not like it's a surprise since they can't even say their weight! (Gives Karmoren a death glare) ;)

And finally, a... A... ANOTHER SELF-INSERT!? ); my job is hard you know ); D:< SO DON'T THROW A MARY SUE AT ME, PLZ D:< Male, the (reportedly) 1142 year old female who is (reportedly) 2 pounds and is (reportedly) good at running. They are also (reportedly) not single but dates everyone anyway. They are also (reportedly) the best in the world at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto. They also (reportedly) always win. I bet they'll be trying to date me by the end of the first round to win a round, and will also be powerplaying. ;) (liar)

Don't forget that anyone can join in between rounds, and I'll announce their names like these fine two contestants. Yes, these two fine contestants.

So, it's time for... The price is right, don't question it!
Our item is...
Now guess the price!
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

the2000

wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands


SpicyMeatball

Name: Potato
Age: Do potatoes age?
Gender: Do potatoes have genders?
Weight: Do potatoes weigh anything?
Skills: Do potatoes have skills?
Single?: Do potatoes get into relationships?
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: Potatoes can into space?
More: There's more? *gasp*
previously known as Floofy

the2000

Okay, potato! Considering that you joined during guessing, you can go!
But first, who is, Potato?
Potato is a 13 year old guy, who weighs about 5 pounds. They are skilled at climbing and dancing. They are single, is humble about their hovercraft flying skills, and also enjoy blogging and their sticker collection! (lame reference)

Okay potato, what is your guess?
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

SpicyMeatball

previously known as Floofy

CellularData

(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

redgreenandblue

Quote from: redgreenandblueName: RGB
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Weight: 5
Skills: None
Single?: Forever alone
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: Best
More: Nothing

Seanbobe

Name: Seanbobe
Age: Probably too young to be on a game show.
Gender: M.
Weight: Heavier than that toaster.
Skills: Giving vague answers to questions.
Single?: Maybe.
Skill at flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto: Never tried.
More: Less.
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

CellularData

Quote from: FloofyDo potatoes get into relationships?
Mashed Potatoes / Potato Chip

It's OTP
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

Alex The JPEG

Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

POST PROGRESS (updated 12/15/2020)
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the2000

Yeah I went inactive. I'm back now.
There is a new contestant!
Our contestant's name is, Seanbobe! He is probably too young to be on a game show He is also an M. He weighs heavier than the toaster, which means he is at least 1,000 pounds. He's good at giving vague answers which really annoys me! He... Might be single? Aww, come on. Now it's harder to play. He hasn't tried flying an armored hovercraft to Pluto, and is more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than more less than
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

the2000

wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

the2000

Okay, Seanbobe.
NOW IT IS TIME FOR... THE ANSWERS!!! ;) ;)
The real price is, $1553! The toaster costed $30, but the gold bars in it costed $1253.
The placement is...
$60.00 Karmoren, 1,000,000 points
$45.58 Male,        4 points
$39.99 Potato,     2 points
$35.00 A,            1 point
$20.00 8435.5     0 points
Don't question it!
The next game is, Generic Quiz Game!
wasteof - the game of joining the game continues

<-- This is my friend dan. we are good chums
DAN FACT OF THE DAY: dan can only count to six on his hands

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#25
Every single answer possible.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18