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Started by Matryoshka, Sep 19, 2012, 07:58:25 AM

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Matryoshka

(Credit to PoDo)
http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

Post your translation and rate the above.

"What's up?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"-Can you tell?"

SplatKirby

:lol: 10/10 And you got an answer! :P

Original text:

"Happy birthday...to me?""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Happy, healthy, it is important for this information?"
"I'm a Libra, if it matters." -Weezer, Feels Like Summer

Matryoshka

10/10 :lol:

"Pinkie Pie is the best pony."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hair"

tailskirbyyoshifan

10/10

Original text:

"TROLOL Man does not approve."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Good trolol"

shpeters

10/10

Original text:

"You miscalculated, My love for food is stronger than my fear of you"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And my mind is fear of crime."
Pretend something interesting is here.

ka-doink4545o0

9/10
Original text:

"C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(C) (c) (c) (c) (c) disgonktiors."
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Matryoshka

9/10

Original text:

"I don't know what to translate. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you know this team?"

ka-doink4545o0

9/10
Original text:
"The spaghetti monster stated blasting concentrated Weegee juice mixed with pureed butt fat at Mr. Fatso."
...Several hundred translations and a couple of random phrases later, Bing and several other translating sites give us:
"Saldrgan baka refeio mn ltimo iindeki zosta potwr eby volarn. RROMAN-NUDELNS perci miosierny amaldioado Pfeffer-Horіfіс-Aссlrent."
[removed - offensive]

tailskirbyyoshifan

10/10 :lol:

Original text:

"The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The game is the game according to the rules of procedure, thinking about the mental game: corruption is a game that read the thoughts on everything."

shpeters

9/10

You made me lose the game.

Original text:

"Hello I am tom riddle. I am part snake. I have come to kill you."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hello, my name is Tom Jedusor is part of the idea and started killing."
Pretend something interesting is here.

360-International

10/10. :lol:

Original text:

"Various Artists"

...1/2 a translation later, Google Translate gives us:

"Bus"

(Epic fail. :P)

shpeters

8/10

""I used to think this scar marked me - the mark of the banished prince, cursed to chase the Avatar forever. But lately, I've realized I'm free to determine my own destiny, even if I'll never be free of my mark.""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Avatar. The Prince apparently isn't bad, but open and new feet?"
Pretend something interesting is here.

Mokat

10/10 :lol:
Pi is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
35 translations later:
"The diameter of the wheel, Lkotr, and other devices."
I used to be active on here a few years ago and now I'm back (☆^ー^☆)

Matryoshka

9/10

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It was crazy fun."

ka-doink4545o0

9/10
Original text:

"The way to be boring is to say everything."

...Many, many translations later, SDL and TransPerfect gives us:

"Nieszczcie kii powiedziao Pomіenіa-Cntaro czowieka Trjca drt czowiek manwich spter mangs poniewa Schlssel Wciekoci."
[removed - offensive]

epicepicman

9/10


"Minecraft doesn't have a hero, but it has a Herobrine!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"William herobrin hero"
 In the middle it said "William is the hero of herobrine company"




Mokat

9/10
Kidz Bop sucks.
35 translations later...
"Air quality, now this is a vacation."
I used to be active on here a few years ago and now I'm back (☆^ー^☆)

whizzer

Original text:

"9/10 Yay, someone remembered about this! I loved this game!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wow 9/10 father and like this game."
i'm so tired

ka-doink4545o0

9/10
Original text:

"The ox soup tail knocked over the butt faced guitar string with merciless folk singing while King Kong exploded into butterflies with machine guns."

...12 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The ossoepstaart has as that more of the wegruiming of the collection that of party, that risky is with a menszingen of the target of which split gives, to which a target thanks that one during these kings time of the Kong in the butterflies with the exploded machine guns shot down."
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Matryoshka

8/10

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Unilateral, this solution is really like some people."

shpeters

9/10

Original text:

"Mysterious forces of the translated, answer my question: what is the meaning of life?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translate mystical meaning in life and want she?"
Pretend something interesting is here.

dvd4

10/10

"I like pie"

turned into

"cake love"

shpeters

10/10

Original text:

"If a woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wood energy."
Pretend something interesting is here.

Yoshiboy

10/10 :lol:

I am epic.

35 translations later...

No pride.

shpeters

10/10

Original text:

"Give me an interesting translation."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Have an interesting model."
Pretend something interesting is here.