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Help this person go through everyday life: Dice Version

Started by CellularData, Jul 04, 2017, 08:25:57 AM

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CellularData

You've all heard of HTP.  The roleplay where that crazy kid Jeff and his dog Taco do weird magic, fight cats that are also internet moderators, and accidentally scare ghosts.  This is the other version of HTP: the one where you don't CHOOSE the option above you.  You ROLL for the option above you.

Sound chaotic?  It's probably less so than the original.  :P

And everything else works just like the original HTP.

We'll begin with the same line that began the first one.  Roll a 1d3 for this one because there are 3 options.  And so on with different numbers of options.

Jeff's alarm goes off at 6:50.  He can:
A. Hit the snooze button and fall asleep for 10 more minutes
B. Get out of bed and get ready for school
C. Turn off the alarm clock and fall asleep again
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

TheTealWashableMarker

2

Jeff gets ready for school. He is outside the door, and the bus is waiting for him.

1: Get on the bus, duh
2: Walk back inside
3: Run away down the street
4: Stare at the bus driver. Just, stare at him.
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

CellularData

roll: 2

1. Get back out there and get on the bus!
2. Skip school.
3. Sleep
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

NasomiXIV

2

So you're skipping school.

1. Play Video Games
2. Play Sports
3. Watch LazyTown (it's still good albeit not as good as it used to)
4. Watch YouTube
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

TheTealWashableMarker

#5
WE ALWAYS GET 2 LOL

...oh my god

(18:10:30) ChatBot: TheTealWashableM rolls 1d4 and gets 2.

THIS GAME IS RIGGED

anyhow

Since you're not going to school, the next most productive thing to do would be to run around and play fetch in the garden with Taco taco doesn't exist in this universe :-(

...to play sports for the day. You get ready to go to your local sporting club. As you are about to leave the door, you are then ambushed by Your Mother.

"Where are you going? Why have you got your sports kit? AND WHY ARE YOU NOT AT SCHOOL?"

*gulp*. What now?

1: "Er...I bunked off."
2: "The bus didn't come."
3: "It's Saturday though, right?"
4: "There's no school today, did you forget?"
5: "Haven't you seen the news? All schools are closed for safety reasons."
6: "It's sports day, duh."
7: Whack her round the head with your kit and run, run fast, and don't come back.
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

NasomiXIV

3

"It's Saturday."
"No, it's Monday."

1. "Check your calendar, mom."
2. "Yeah, um..." (roll again; you get 2.1 through 2.3)
  2.1. Cough.
  2.2. "The roads are blocked."
  2.3. "...fine."
3. RUN LIKE HELL.
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

TheTealWashableMarker

#7
1

(that's weird lol I was planning out that scenario in my head)

She oulls out her phone and shows you. On it, is Monday 17 July (a.k.a today/tomorrow depending where you live (almost tomorrow for me)).

1: "...Are you sure?"
2: "Your phone is 3 days ahead."
3: "Your phone is 6 days behind."
4: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rXy4S5xoaIg/maxresdefault.jpg
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

NasomiXIV

#8
2

"Your phone is three days ahead, mom."
"It's Thursday?"

Jeff is flabbergasted. He was so stupid to think it'd work.


But wait, there's hope.
1. "Mom, you do realize it's summer, right?"
2. Cough.
3. LOL JK there's no hope.
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

Alex The JPEG

1

"Yeah, but you have to go to summer school because you failed all your classes."

1. Just go to the dang school
2. lol idc
3. ...
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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NasomiXIV

#10
2
(I get to choose? Awesome!)
Jeff bonks his mom on the head with his sports kit and runs like hell.

1. Keep going, you need to get some exercise!
2. Feel guilty, go back, go to school, and face the consequences.
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

TheTealWashableMarker

#11
1

Aw yeah.

{TITLE UNLOCKED - RUNAWAY CRIMINAL}

Within two minutes you are two streets away. Dang, your energy levels are on fire today. But what next?

1: You have some money. Go into the bar...
2: Seek refuge in the library toilets.
3: Live on the streets with nothing but your sports kit.

Quote from: SuperDoom12

"Your phone is three days ahead, mom."
"It's Thursday?"

Jeff is flabbergasted. He was so stupid to think it'd work.


But wait, there's hope.
1. "Mom, you do realize it's summer, right?"
2. Cough.
3. LOL JK there's no hope.
That's not what ahead means. Ahead means it's forward in time.
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

Alex The JPEG

#12
1d3 = 3

Hoh, boy...

Welp, I don't want to face the wrath of my mom, so I guess I'm a hobo forever. Jeff thought.

Inside Jeff's sports kit is a helmet...spare shoes...ugh, stink underwear...ah, some power bars and Gatorade! You feel a bit hungry now, but at the same time you don't want to waste any food.

1 - Go hunting
2 - Eat the food anyway
3 - Give up on hobo life and return home
4 - Seriously, just go to the (removed) school
5 - ...

(@epicanna27 you should make it so one choice is '...' and if the players rolls that choice they choose what to do with Jeff)

(also things are going very downhill for poor Jeff :P)
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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NasomiXIV

1

Jeff gets out his archery stuff and searches the woods for something to kill and eat.
He readies his bow and fires at...

1. A deer.
2. A bunny.
3. A sheep.
4. A bear.
5. A magic dog.
6. ...
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

Alex The JPEG

#15
1d6 = 1

He fires at the deer, but he misses.

1 Try again
2 Search for another animal
3 Eat the power bars instead
4 Give up on hobo life and return home
5 ...
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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NasomiXIV

3

Jeff eats the power bars.


Aaaaaand he's out of food. Oops.

1. Continue hunting.
2. Do sports, finally.
3. Give up and go home.
4. ...
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.

Alex The JPEG

1d4 = 1

So he tries to go hunting (no choice tbh because he has no food left)
It's getting dark, as well.
And he feels like he's forgetting something...
At the same time, he can hear someone going "JEFF!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

1. Try to make a fire
2. Go hunting
3. See where that voice is coming from
4. ...
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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TheTealWashableMarker

1. Again.

Jeff gathers some sticks from trees and rubs them together, the old fashioned way.

1 - You make a fire.
2 - You don't make a fire. You're not doing it right.
3 - It starts raining.
4 - ...
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

Faressain

#19
4.

Then, suddenly, an eerie noise gather around you. Then you realize...

1 - It was your mom screaming - YOU'RE SO GROUNDED!
2 - It was nothing, just leaves.
3 - It was a wolf... Run!
4 - It was a bullet! Ahhhhh!
5 - ...
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

Alex The JPEG

1d5 = 3

It's a wolf! You stand, petrified. Suddenly you remembered that you shouldn't run, otherwise they will give chase.

1. Stand your ground.
2. Run anyway.
3. Shout "MOMMY!!!!!!!"
4. ...
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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TheTealWashableMarker

3

YES JUST THE CHOICE I WANTED

Jeff whimpers as more wolves approach, growling softly and hatefully. He is about to start crying when he shouts that fateful word. The wolves, startled, growl louder and draw in closer, breathing heavily with unbelievable anger. Jeff starts to cry.

1: "Please...someone...SOMEBODY!"
2: Grab a stick and throw it at the wolves.
3: Crawl into a tiny ball on the floor and accept death.
4: ...

(This got dark real fast lol. The last "..." makes it even creepier)
"I can't think of a quote to put here" - me, right now

Alex The JPEG

1d4 = 4

That does it. Jeff gets really angry at the wolves and jumps up and down and waves his hands in the air to scare them away.

...

...wow, that worked?

Alright, back to business. Wait, what was Jeff doing again?

1 Making a fire.
2 Hunting
3 Giving up hobo life
4 Accepting the fact that he's going to die
5 ...
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#23
1d5 = 5
Chosen:4

1.
j u m b l e !

Currently listening to: Lemaitre - 1:18

Alex The JPEG

Jeff just stands there not doing anything. Suddenly he hears a tug from his shirt. He doesn't know who it is, because it's so dark.

He gets taken back to his house, but the interior seems a bit...off.

He sees a woman he does not know.

"YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN."

1 "Um, it's not what it looks like...I was exercising!"
2 "Who are you?"
3 Run away immediately
4 "Mom, did you get a haircut...?"
5 ...
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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NasomiXIV

2

"Who are you?" Jeff said.
"YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!" the woman said.

Jeff came to a realization. It's his own mother.

1. Run like hell.
2. Go with the punishment.
3. ...
WARNING: I am insane.
They say games are a product, rather than a service. Certainly a nice thought, however this is more fiction than truth.
Each and every day, new games are created, with most being infested with microtransactions, paid expansions, and subscription services, bogging down (or blocking off entirely) the user experience until they cough up their life savings, even after having already purchased the game. However, we as fans have remedied the problems that plague modern games through modifications and fan servers. There is, however, one last game to fix.

This is why I have changed my name. To spread awareness of what must be done. What we want. We want...NasomiXIV.

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Pikachu took a vacation.