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Hello there! I am Treehee, also known as the Tree of Thought; Destroyer of Dreams. Clearly, I just had to make a game about destroying dreams, so here we go;

how to play;
the first player tells about a dream they had or an ambition of theirs.

every next player finds a way to crush this dream/ambition with a healthy dose of reality, then tells about one of theirs.

Quote from: player 1I aspire to become a math teacher one day.

Quote from: player 2Becoming a teacher will mess up your life; everyone from student to parent hates you, you dont get paid well, and you will most likely get overstressed by your job.

I dreamt of being a rockstar

etc.

We start with; I want to become a fulltime game designer.

Isn't this kind of similar to My Wish Is Ruined?

Quote from: SomeliaIsn't this kind of similar to My Wish Is Ruined?

Similar. Not the same.

Thanks for the concern, Somælia.
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The job is with a tedious language. You smash your boss's head in and get arrested.

I want to be a singer.

You can only sing terrible songs, and they all have to be sung with Justin Bieber.

I want to be an astronaut!

Your rope snaps, your jet pack has no fuel, and your helmet falls off.
That was just the simulation.
The actual mission involves the station getting hit with a meteor and your suit and skin getting torn.
Press F to pay respects.

I want to be a firefighter.

You burn up from using the gas stove (which results in death )

I want to be a swimming official.

Someone pulls you into a pool and drowns you.

I want to be a blue blob.

You end up being killed in the heat.

I want to famous one day.

You're famous for committing a terrible crime that got you a life in prison.

I wanna be a scientist!

You become one of those scientists who repeat the samestudy over and over again just to get a result to publish.

I wanna be a computer science teacher when I grow up.

Quote from: SomeliaIsn't this kind of similar to My Wish Is Ruined?

this one is more focussed on what one want to become later, or what they dream about doing in the real world, which is then ruined via a more realistic approach; the cake isn't poisonous, it just doesn't sell well causing you to go into poverty.

Quote from: TreeheeYou become one of those scientists who repeat the samestudy over and over again just to get a result to publish.

I wanna be a computer science teacher when I grow up.

But you end up getting arrested for teaching how to create computer viruses.

I wish for a Dreamcast. (Get it?)

I get it, but you didn't state a career choice.

I want to be invincible and be able to create a new world when the last one dies (good luck)

Good luck with inventing a way to become invincible.

I would like to become a baker when I grow up.

You end up getting fired for getting the orders wrong.

I want to work for SEGA one day.

You make countless great games but the Sega fan-base, being very picky, will most likely hate you and the games you create.

I want to work for Nintendo.

People will forever tease you for making children's games rather than more mature shooters.

I want to be an animator at Disney.

You will be forced to work on cars sequels FOREVER.

I want to learn web development.

Nobody hires you because you use HTML.

I want the infinite flood to be out.

The topic will be forgotten

I want to code.

You become addicted to it, so your parents have to hide your laptop to control you.

I want ambition

Granted. You no longer have one because you have one already.

I need help

You will get help, but only from LeBron James on Tuesdays.

I need to know whether or not this is a dupe