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Credit to wiimaster for posting the original topic on the old TBGs.

Post your inside jokes/funny conversations here, without context, and rate the one above you. (You can give context later if asked.)

I'll start.

"Stupids automobile. I mean, stupid autocorrect."

8/10

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

(This isn't mine by the way)

9.927/10 lol

"What's your favorite color?"
"Blue- I mean yellow!"

9/10

"I never get sick." *cough cough*

9.5/10

"You know you're a narcissist when you capitalise the word 'I'." - Me

9/10

Thyme: "If I were you, I wouldn't do that."
Me: "If you were me, I'd be a narcissist."

8/10

"I don't follow you. I stalk you."

9,5/10

Me [British accent]: "Narcissist."

Melissa:

9/10

(singing along to Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding): "NEXT THING, WE'RE TOUCH-I-I-ING..."
Mom walks into room
"Um...hi."

10/10

"Dang it. Tomorrow's the 32nd." - Me

9/10

Friend: "So have you studied for tomorrow's test on the constitution's preamble?"

Me: "The constitution has a preamble?"

10/10

(cracking up) "I am glaring at you disapprovingly."

(Rate this one also.)

"It's not like I'm asking you to marry me! Actually, that would be nice too."

xD 10/10

"Wow! You and [creepy girl from florida) have a lot of similarities!"
"Haha. Too bad opposites attract."

10/10

"I'M EATING YOUR SOCKS!"

"We are no longer friends."

9.5/10

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
(This isn't mine)

10/10

Mom: "You need to start listening to me!"

Me: "What Mom? I wasn't listening."

10/10

(testing microphone) "Check. Check check. Check check check."

"We're not even playing chess yet!"

9/10
"Dry dry runs!!!"

8/10
*continued from previous one*

"Hey! Becca! Do you like programming and Doctor Who?"
"Uh..no?"
"Heh heh."

10/10

Splat: "Give me liberty, or give me death!"
Math teacher: "Who said that?"
Splat: "Patrick Henry!"

9/10

"I'm allergic to cats! If I touch one, it would practically kill me!"
"If I knew cats could kill you, you would be dead a long time ago."
"Haha.''
"I know."

8.963/10 lol

"My dream job is to work for the government as a spy and kill the leaders of the Talisban."
"Yeah, there's a reason they call it a 'dream' job."

8/10
Don't go to the back of the store Spencer's.
EVER.

7/10 (??)

"Take a seat."
"Oh--no thanks, my parents always told me not to steal."