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Meet the main character of HTPGTEDL: Jeff.

Jeff is an ordinary 13 year old boy.  He's in eighth grade at his school, somewhat athletic, and makes the honor roll (usually).

Now you take partial control of Jeff.  He is presented with various options, and you must select one.  Then, create another set of options for the next person to select.  And no doubleposting, so you can't choose something on your own decision-making opportunity.

Depending on where the story goes, Jeff might just live out his life normally, or he could have the most random day ever.  It's up to you.  Just don't require that someone understands a certain fandom in order to choose a selection, because you may not find anyone that also understands that fandom.

Jeff's alarm goes off at 6:50.  He can:
A. Hit the snooze button and fall asleep for 10 more minutes
B. Get out of bed and get ready for school
C. Turn off the alarm clock and fall asleep again

c

Since no options were given by Jail, I will create options for him.

40 minutes later:
HONK HONK!
The Bus is here!

a] go back to sleep
b] hastily get together.
c] arrive 40 minutes late to school, but completely prepared.

b

One the bus. Jeff is tripped by someone.

a) Ignore
b) Punch
C) Engage in verbal combat.

C

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A
(22:47:45) ChatBot: Wolfslime123 rolls 1d10 and gets 1.
Jeff stumbles over his words and can't think of something good to say.

(22:48:40) ChatBot: Wolfslime123 rolls 1d10 and gets 2.
His opponent doesn't do much better. At least they say it with actual grammar.

a) Try again
b) Get in seat
c) Punch

C

And the bus stops.

A] fake falling
B] Jump off
C] Hide

A.

Someone has asked Jeff if he's okay.

A. Yell, "Heck yeah, I'm okay!"
B. Fake like he broke something
C. Say that he's okay
D. Pretend to start dying

D

The bus driver Gets out a dumb defibrillator

A] stop the skit
B] get shocked.

A.

Jeff sits up and says he's "probably" okay.  The bus driver* has some choices:
A. Let Jeff continue to cause trouble in the back of the bus
B. Go back to bus driving, but make sure to fill out a detention form later
C. Make Jeff sit up in the front, and tell him that he's kicked off the bus effective tomorrow

* It doesn't have to always be Jeff's choices.

A. Jeff has some choices.

a) Punch the driver
b) Sit down
c) Attack the driver with his backpack

B.

Jeff sits down next to his friend, who is pretty annoyed at him at the moment.  Now Jeff can:
a) Talk to his friend as though absolutely nothing just happened.
b) Sit there and think.
c) Tell his friend about how annoying the kid that tripped him was.

C

Jeff's friend then tells him how immature his actions were.

A) Take the advice for what it is.
B) Ignore it.
C) Interupt it midway showing off a doggo across the bus.

C.

The Doggo is a Corgo.  Showing off the doggo gives the corgo a few choices:

A) Bork
Chase the bus
C) take a nap and don't be involved
D) Time travel to 10 pages from now

B

Some people in the back of the bus spot the smol corgo, and they start talking about it. Jeff overhears them.

A. "What's going on?"
B. Ignore
C. Go to the back of the bus and see for yourself

C.

Jeff sees the smol corgo again.  As the corgo, you

A. bork thrice
B. Run Back
C. Continue running
D. See if you can do something magic

D

The kids in the back of the bus chatter more. The bus driver notices that Jeff moved. "Could you go back to a seat, young man?"
At least the bus driver was polite. Jeff has some choices.

A. Ignore
B. Go back to the seat you were in
C. Sit in a seat in the back of the bus to watch the corgo
D. Grab your phone and take a video of the corgo

B.

Jeff takes a video of the running corgo.  The corgo immediately borks and sends a shockwave through the bus, which in turn makes it tilt forward.  But only by a bit.

Jeff:

A. question what just happened
B. safety
C. escape the bus

A

The corgo is getting tired of running with its short little legs. But if it stops running, it might get ran over!

A. Bound forward with all your might, and cling onto the bus!
B. Quickly avert to the side
C. Crouch close to the ground while running to avoid cars

A.

Corgo: 1

The corgo's MAGIC ran out too quickly, and was hit by a car and was sent to the sidewalk.  The corgo's HP decreased drastically.

Jeff:

A. "STOP THE BUS!"
B. Geddout
C. ignore u lil

Corgo:

D. Die already.
E. Try to stand.
F. Hope for help.

Jeff: A

Corgo: B

The bus driver pulls over. He turns around, "What is it?"

Jeff:
A. "There's a dog on the side of the road! Someone ran it over! We have to help!"
B. "...Never mind."

Corgi:
You shakily stand up. You wince in pain, though, as your right hip hurts badly.

A. Flop over
B. Bork
C. Limp over to the bus

Jeff: A

Corgo: B

Driver:

A. "So?"
B. "I'll call 911 k"
C. "We should try and help.  Thank you."
D. "I want to help, but I have to get you guys over."

B

The driver dials 911 and the paramedics rush over.

Jeff:
A. Post your video on instagram
B. Look at the corgo worriedly
C. The bus is stopped, go see if the dog is ok!

B.

The bus starts driving away.  While the corgo will likely be okay, Jeff wonders if he'll see the corgo again, and if yesterday was the last "normal" day of his life.

A. Concentrate on schoolwork
B. wonder of the corgo
C. read half the time

screw c, B!

The paramedics pick up the corgo. The bus arrives at school eventually. Jeff can't stop thinking of the corgo.

A. Forget about the innocent lil soul
B. Tell your friends about it
C. My friends wont care about it, it's no use talking about it.