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an actually ordinary town

Started by findanegg, Feb 28, 2017, 11:54:30 AM

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findanegg

Someplace Creek is a perfectly ordinary town except for one difference: the fact that there is no difference and it is just a perfectly ordinary town. There is literally nothing that happens here out of the ordinary. No inexplicable super powers or supernatural disasters. The only men in black you'll find here are people attending funerals (which aren't noticeably common or uncommon), and the abominable snowman is just what the kids call that snowman Jason built last winter. Bigfoot is just the dude who has to buy shoes in a slightly larger size and the neighborhood alien here is Paul, who moved from Canada two weeks ago. The shop that wasn't there yesterday turned out to be just a temporary magic store, and the zombies that were here last month were just people attending a convention. Turns out, it was a plane, and the evillest genius here would probably be Jeff, the guy who got a raise last month and occasionally plays harmless pranks on his coworkers.
In short, it's a pretty normal town. And if anything else strange ominous happens, it can most likely be explained in a perfectly normal matter.
But then, how are you gonna have fun roleplaying? I guess that's up to you.

Character sheet:
Name:
Address:
Hobbies:

Current characters:
Quote from: NanoTheTBGerName: nano
Address: 6667 meme road
Hobbies: squatting aggressively
Quote from: epicanna27name: ordinarius guyington
address: 123 main street
hobbies: eating pizza in his lawn
Quote from: Wolfslime123Name: Some guy.
Address:45 ordinary road
Hobbies: decorating the lawn

Quote from: Wolfslime123Name: a guy.
Address:46 ordinary road
Hobbies: planting his own food n the lawn
Quote from: TBGChildGamerName: Jason
Address: 655 Ordinary RD.
Hobbies: Building snowmen.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Rekekka

Your local meme dealer. The man who also completed Final Fantasy 2 0% growths solo run.
"Go to Brazil."
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

Wolfslime123

Name: Some guy.
Address:45 ordinary road
Hobbies: decorating the lawn

There is also a mad scientist. He got upset when he couldn't get a promotion at the local research center.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123Name: Some guy.
Address:45 ordinary road
Hobbies: decorating the lawn

There is also a mad scientist. He got upset when he couldn't get a promotion at the local research center.
Headcanon and character sheer accepted.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Karanrimé

Name: Jason
Address: 655 Ordinary RD.
Hobbies: Building snowmen.

[YOU STOLE MY NAME.]
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

[under construction]

;

findanegg

Quote from: TBGChildGamerName: Jason
Address: 655 Ordinary RD.
Hobbies: Building snowmen.

[YOU STOLE MY NAME.]
Accepted. Jason's a kid, just so you know.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

findanegg

She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

a lawn gnome blasts of into space.

Some guy trims his hedge.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123a lawn gnome blasts of into space.

Some guy trims his hedge.
Turns out, the lawn gnome was just a character in a video game that some kids were playing. (In the future, please don't powerplay.)
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

ok.

Some guy had made a bush into a horse figure.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123ok.

Some guy had made a bush into a horse figure.
It's a chia pet.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123he looks around
45 Ordinary Road looked the same as always. That is, like a row of houses.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

He says hi to no one in particular
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123He says hi to no one in particular
No one responds. An airplane flies overhead.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123He says hi to the plane.
The plane has already soared off.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

Some guy says hi to a guy and a guy says hi back.

Name: a guy.
Address:46 ordinary road
Hobbies: planting his own food n the lawn
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

#19
Quote from: Wolfslime123Some guy says hi to a guy and a guy says hi back.

Name: a guy.
Address:46 ordinary road
Hobbies: planting his own food n the lawn
Second application accepted. So far, nothing exciting has happened.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123It is only ordinary.
Not unless you want to make it unordinary.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

#22
some guy dreams of adventure, so he drives to the grocery store.

A guy goes in his house reads a book.

(nope)
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

Quote from: Wolfslime123some guy dreams of adventure, so he drives to the grocery store.

A guy goes in his house reads a book.

(nope)
The grocery store is filled with many delightful wonders, such as zero-calorie soda. How did they get all those pesky calories out?

Okay, it's just an ordinary grocery store with the usual things a grocery store has. You know, like vegetables, meats, and at least one kid throwing a tantrum because his mom won't get him some cereal.

Meanwhile, the book that a guy is reading bears the title of "Home-Grown Food and You". Not out of the ordinary, considering his hobbies.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Wolfslime123

A guy goes to buy some of the plant seeds from the book.

Some guy buys some eggs and other things needed for an omelet. As well as pasta milk, some butter. He hovers his hand over the zero-calorie soda but buys normal soda. No one knows what the substitutes are.
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

CellularData

#25
name: ordinarius guyington
address: 123 main street
hobbies: eating pizza in his lawn
(insert something fun here)

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