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You look outside and find a dinosaur in your backyard.

You see a note taped to its foot.

Hey, Son!
Sorry I can't take care of this big fellow you see right now, so I'm giving it to you! Take care- Of it. Have a good life!
-Father.

Well, this is interesting.

Initiate tutorial mode.

A Person pops up in front of you. It looks suspiciously like me.

"You have no food for the dinosaur, save yourself.
You have no way to take care of the dinosaur, save feeding it yourself.
All you need to do is keep the dinosaur alive, happy, and fed. Also, His name is Fred. Your father is very forgetful."

Get scuba gear and jump into the dino

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You have no scuba gear, but the dinosaur is happy to be fed.

Dinosaur's affection for you: 25%

Body mass: 99%

swim through the stomach acids and explore the intestines

Cramped, but You're mostly alive.

Dino: Affection: 30%: He's very ticklish.
You: Body Mass: 98%

Anything significant?

Just a dog. And a cat. And a snake.

Is the cat alive?

No. The you're lucky you were able to swim through the acid. Everything else in here is dead.

wait was this my cat?  Fluffles?

No. She's in the house.

...Oh.  Good.  Exit the only way possible and take a 1-hour shower.

Oh wait! A door!
Dare you explore inside? or do you still want to get pooped out?

A DOOOOOR

THE DOOR

Okay! Welcome to the rest of the body! Feel free to do whatever you'd like!

Ok.  Uh, exactly where am I?  Examine the room I'm in.

Just outside the intestine. In a maintenance Area, if those even exist in dinosaurs!
You can see the entire inside from here, but there is no exit except for those doors. None in the skin.

...I'm outta here. Exit, take a 1-hour shower, and prepare waffles.

Done.
You aren't very interested in your pet, I see.
Dinosaur affection: 5%

...And give all of them to the dinosuar.

Dinosaur's affection: 15%
The entire plate in one gulp!
Of course he's huge!

this is gonna be hard

hmm

Give the cat and dinosuar some bonding time.  make sure the cat lives.

The Cat crawls around inside the dinosaur in the end, but he's alive.
She found the door.