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everyone is john

Started by findanegg, Jan 03, 2017, 03:00:05 PM

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findanegg


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Name:
Skills:
Obsession:
John's Voices:
Quote from: YouFindYourselfInJailName: Duck Man
Skills: Messing up people's minds through careful psychoanalysis, putting ducks where they don't belong
Obsession: Making someone think they are a duck (Level 3)
Willpower: 3
Quote from: TBGChildGamerName: Smith [So John and Smith]
Skills: Paralell parking, Blowing crap up [NMT]
Obsession: Explosions(Level 3)
Willpower: 6
Quote from: BeagelName: Doge
Skills: Being cute, such incorrect speak.
Obsession: Destroying memes(Level 3)
Willpower: 3
Quote from: Wolfslime123Name: Name
Skills: Doing maths well, using parachutes.
Obsession: Skydiving(Level 3)
Willpower: 5
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

findanegg

She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Starmeadows

Name: Dat Boi in the Striped Pajamas
Skills: Full knowledge about cats, Drives well
Obsession: Owning a cat well

Karanrimé

Name: Smith [So John and Smith]
Skills: Paralell parking, Blowing crap up [NMT]
Obsession: Explosions
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objecty

#5
Name: Doge
Skills: Being cute, such incorrect speak.
Obsession: Destroying memes
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

findanegg

Okay then. John wakes up in a Walmart. Test for control: place your bids now.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

findanegg

She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

objecty

I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

Karanrimé

#9
5
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

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Starmeadows


findanegg

Quote from: Beagel2 willpower
Quote from: TBGChildGamer5
Quote from: Smiley100P4.
CG wins! He now has control of John now. To repeat, John is in a Walmart. What would you like to do as John?
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Karanrimé

John recognizes Smith as the voice controlling him.
He is told to Get up, and look around. It's a Walmart, and nobody was paying attention to him as he lay on the ground.
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

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findanegg

Quote from: TBGChildGamerJohn recognizes Smith as the voice controlling him.
He is told to Get up, and look around. It's a Walmart, and nobody was paying attention to him as he lay on the ground.
Yes, that happened. You probably better get to fulfilling your obsession now. Oh and that reminds me; by "explosions", do you mean any kind of explosion would do? Like, you could literally just drop a plate and that would count? I need to know so that I can rate your obsession properly.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Karanrimé

John does not remember much from before this, but he wanted a TV, so he could watch MythBusters.

He found enough money to do that, because of his everchanging jobs, so here he is, buying a TV to watch Mythbusters.
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

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objecty

I just changed obsession to Destroying Memes, just in case that lowers the obsession.
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

findanegg

#16
Quote from: TBGChildGamerJohn does not remember much from before this, but he wanted a TV, so he could watch MythBusters.

He found enough money to do that, because of his everchanging jobs, so here he is, buying a TV to watch Mythbusters.
Buying a TV, taking it home, and setting it up would indeed be a task for an ordinary person. Since Smith's skills do not include buying televisions, a die needs to be rolled.
3
Augh, you failed the roll! New test for control, everyone.
Quote from: BeagelI just changed obsession to Destroying Memes, just in case that lowers the obsession.
Not really; memes can fall out of use eventually, but they can never really be destroyed. They could still live on as inside jokes between obscure niches in the farthest corners of social media.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

Starmeadows


objecty

They can if John hacks into Internets and says 'you are banned from life if you post [insert meme here]'
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

Karanrimé

The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

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objecty

5. Memes must be destroyed.

Also, when the round is over, do we sign up again?
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

Karanrimé

I peeked. :P

Smiley: 4
Me: 0
Beagel: 5

Beagel wins.
The human(?) previously known on this site as ChildGamer

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Wolfslime123

Name: Just another voice in john's head
Skills: Being a voice in john's head and having a skill
Obsession: Being a voice in john's head

No, not really

Name: Name
Skills: Getting willpower, using parachutes.
Obsession: Skydiving
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

findanegg

#23
Quote from: BeagelThey can if John hacks into Internets and says 'you are banned from life if you post [insert meme here]'
Not unless he got that sweet h4xx0rz skills, tho
Quote from: TBGChildGamerI peeked. :P

Smiley: 4
Me: 0
Beagel: 5

Beagel wins.
Beagel, you're now John. Try destroying some memes.
Quote from: Beagel5. Memes must be destroyed.

Also, when the round is over, do we sign up again?
You don't need to, though if you want to create a new voice you can.
Quote from: Wolfslime123Name: Name
Skills: Getting willpower, using parachutes.
Obsession: Skydiving
You can't obtain willpower in any way except when John takes a nap. So, I guess your skill is taking naps, which John can already do if nothing exciting is happening for 10 minutes or more. Are you sure you want to go with that skill?
By the way, a child is throwing a temper tantrum about not getting the toy he wanted, so John cannot take a nap right now.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.

objecty

John looks for a computer.
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

findanegg

Quote from: BeagelJohn looks for a computer.
There are plenty of computers here in Wal-Mart.
She/they, likes collecting Stamps and playing runescape. Veteran of the Sandwich War.