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2017 New Year's Resolutions - The Game!

Started by Siverko, Jan 01, 2017, 09:07:52 AM

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Siverko

Jan 01, 2017, 09:07:52 AM
Post how the previous user will break or utterly fail at their New Year's resolutions.

I'll start.

My resolutions are:

Improve my handwriting.
Enroll in Russian classes.
Play ice hockey.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

Tymewalk

#2
Jan 01, 2017, 09:09:40 AM
Your handwriting looks like you smashed the pen into the table, Russian classes cost $1,000,000,000 (America amirite), and global warming happens so you don't play ice hockey.

DON'T go to the gym. ;)
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Seanbobe

#3
Jan 01, 2017, 09:19:34 AM
You are enrolled in new electives in school. Your first elective is ... gym!

sleep
play video games
eat ice cream
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

red herring

#4
Jan 01, 2017, 09:46:36 AM
You got much more productive because your best friend died

Don't die
Create a programming language
Make an android app
dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

Siverko

#5
Jan 01, 2017, 09:47:23 AM
You have insomnia, your gaming systems are incompatible so no video games, and there is a global ice cream shortage.

Improve my handwriting.
Enroll in Russian classes.
Play ice hockey.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

joefarebrother

#6
Jan 01, 2017, 11:14:07 AM
You lose both your hands so can no longer handwrite anything or play hockey. Trump starts a nuclear war which ends up destroying all of russia, so now no one speaks russian so there are no classes.

My resolution is to LOSE the lottery, hehehe
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

objecty

#7
Jan 01, 2017, 11:19:54 AM
You win and then get murdered by a murderer who then steals all your money.

My resolution is to get Legendary level on all Lives in Fantasy Life.

(no one plays that game so the multiplayer is useless ;-;)
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

PrincessPandaTBG

#8
Jan 02, 2017, 02:17:19 AM
You are the only one playing so you don't get anything.

To be the best Sonic fan of my city.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Wolfslime123

#9
Jan 02, 2017, 02:41:08 AM
Some kid steals your sonic stuff.

Learn more about kerbal space program
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Starmeadows

#10
Jan 02, 2017, 02:50:50 AM
Hockey bans you from that game F O R E V E R

Be on the internet less (:P)
Write/upload my fanfic more often
Be a cat
Get.  Unity.
Be a good driver
Be interesting
GET A JOB

objecty

#11
Jan 02, 2017, 04:13:24 AM
Quote from: PrincessPandaTBGYou are the only one playing so you don't get anything.

To be the best Sonic fan of my city.

It doesn't always have to be multiplayer
I don't use this website anymore (although I may check in or post occasionally), and have not for a while now. Sincerest apologies if you were wishing to communicate with me.
The vast majority of the things I have posted on here are old, and I regret them extremely. My attitude (i.e. annoyingness level (i.e. very high)) in such posts are (hopefully) not indicative of my current attitude (i.e. probably considerably less annoying). I thank all of my friends from earlier times here for tolerating my ignorance and idiocy.
Thank you.
(Also, I don't normally talk (well, type) like this. I just think it's fun. Bye.)

Tymewalk

#12
Jan 02, 2017, 05:22:45 AM
Quote from: Smiley100PHockey bans you from that game F O R E V E R

Be on the internet less (:P)
Write/upload my fanfic more often
Be a cat
Get.  Unity.
Be a good driver
Be interesting
GET A JOB
You're on the internet a lot, but you don't get Unity or write any fanfics. You remain human, and as such between the two other things, can not get a job, be a good driver, or be interesting.


Learn (more) German.
Whosoever holds this banhammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of moderaThor...
he/him | Text Based Games Forums Discord Server | Just Dance 2014 | (つo.o)つ It's Kirby!
back on the road, back down the road, downtown, i don't have courage but i have something else - and it's more than words

Wolfslime123

#13
Jan 02, 2017, 05:50:46 AM
You find out you have been learning Russian the whole time.

Own more books. (I've read 'em all.)
Yours Truly,
\\/\/

Alex The JPEG

#14
Jan 02, 2017, 07:47:15 AM
They seem to be translated into a language you didn't even know existed.

Come up with a more creative New Year's Resolution
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

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red herring

#15
Jan 02, 2017, 01:15:11 PM
You can't because Morgoth stole your imaginations and creativity

Code at least an hour for 100 days #100DaysOfCode
dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

CellularData

#16
Sep 03, 2017, 02:06:01 PM
"I quit programming" - You on Discord

my resolution is to POST ON THE NEW YEAR 2017 TOPIC BEFORE FREAKING SEPTEMBER
oh wait-
(insert something fun here)

TBGs motto of 2018: let's not die please

red herring

#17
Sep 03, 2017, 02:38:32 PM
10/10, and yes, I said that. conlanging ftw

Reminding everyone that they lost the game ;)
dashing through the snow
in a One Gun Open Sleigh
this is a haiku

Shpore

#18
Sep 03, 2017, 02:44:51 PM
I won it anyways

KILLING MEI

NotAJumbleOfNumbers

#19
Dec 26, 2017, 01:06:17 PM
but what if she's already dead

Getting 10k posts.
j u m b l e !

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