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"A terrific throw! The ____ hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck."

This quote has been around since 1980, but only today will it get the recognition it deserves!
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bump, this doesn't get the love it deserves

A terrific throw!  The necropost hits you squarely in the head.  Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck.

"A terrific throw! The oxygen hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck."

A terrific throw! The holy bible hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck.

(No offence meant to Christians. I just thought it would be funny.)

"A terrific throw! The viking woman, who wasn't here at all, hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck."

A terrific throw! The ignorance of the TBGs hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Underground Empire.

  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The Marisa's Master Spark hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Hakurei Empire.

  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The Annoying Person Who Necroposts Their Own TBG hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Underground Empire.

  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The bundle of Sonic Games hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Eggman Empire.

  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The Codex of Hammurabi hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Babylonian Empire.

  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The Pokedex hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in Sinnoh.
  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The Infinite Flood hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck.
  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The High School Life hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck.
  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! The Nebby hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in Alola.
  ****  You have died  ****

A terrific throw! Nothing hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in void.

**** You have been cut down by Death ****

A terrific throw! The underscore underscore underscore underscore hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck and break your neck.

**** You have died ****

A terrific throw! The annoying 9 year old's yo mama joke hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this would do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to cover your ears and get roasted, justice being slow and painful in the Great Underground Empire.
How did this TBG get so many posts?

A terrific throw! The Joy-Con hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this would do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to cover your ears and get roasted, justice being slow and painful in the Great Underground Empire.