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#1 2016-Nov-01  06:29:21

Tymewalk
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Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Things happen in RPGs. Many jokes are made, typos taken advantage of, and funny mishaps are discussed.

These usually do not affect the story in normal RPGs, nor do they affect the characters. They are written off and then the story begins.

But this is not a normal RPG. Here, everything you say and do does something. Intentional misspellings, referenced jokes, heck, even minor mishaps, all of these will affect the game. This is no longer just a game.

This is Insanity.

Getting to the story, you are an adventurer from the village, set out to defeat the evil King of the Dark Mountains. The KotDM takes on many forms to confuse any weary adventurers who dare cross his path. While he can transform, his overability may be his weakness...

This is now a facility. The old story is gone because now it's plot twist time.

Get ready. The GM just drank his third coffee. You're in for a long ride.

No, this is now the Dark King story again. That facility thing didn't really work out well at all.

Sign-up Sheet:

Sign-ups are currently open (they've never not been open).

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Inventory (not too many items please):

Rules
- Yes powerplaying.
- Yes nukes.
- Yes Mary Sues.
- Yes godmodding.
- Don't be fair.
- Don't play nice. Actually you should probably be nice to others.
- Even if you try nukes, they can backfire, killing you, or they can do nothing. Be careful!

Statuses
Does anyone try and look at the statuses anymore? Like seriously, I barely bothered to update these for this game.

Last edited by Tymewalk (2020-Jun-29  16:31:27)


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#2 2016-Nov-01  06:30:48

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name:Orangekit
"DO I EVEN NEED A SIGN UP SHEET?! ILL IF YOU TO DEATH."


I am just a birb whom enjoys Smash Bros Melee, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Roleplaying, and Memes.
"But what really happened that day?"
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
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#3 2016-Nov-01  06:34:44

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:

Name:Orangekit
"DO I EVEN NEED A SIGN UP SHEET?! ILL IF YOU TO DEATH."

Accepted.

Orangekit learned a new skill!

If This Then Attack
Fires a barrage of ifs at enemies
Caster must set out unchanging conditions for attacking for the duration of the fight
The more restrictive the condition, the stronger the attack

Example:

Bob wrote:

I use "If This Then Attack" on the enemy goblin.
Condition: Target is goblin.

GM wrote:

The goblin is slain!

The orc, dwarf, and human look angrier!

Bob wrote:

I use ITTA on the dwarf.

GM wrote:

You can not, your condition for this fight forbids it!


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#4 2016-Nov-01  07:25:22

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name: Nepeta
Age: 6ish (in sweeps)
Gender: F
Appearance: Yout favorite leo troll ;3
Inventory (not too many items please): Claws.

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#5 2016-Nov-01  07:35:05

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Smiley100P wrote:

Name: Nepeta
Age: 6ish (in sweeps)
Gender: F
Appearance: Yout favorite leo troll ;3
Inventory (not too many items please): Claws.

Accepted!

Nepeta gains the KITTY TRANSFORMATION transform disc! (ID: 0x3b33)

When equipped, Nepeta can transform into a kitty!


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#6 2016-Nov-01  07:37:48

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Cuz why not.

Name: Trendy Angst
Age: 15
Gender: Girl
Appearance: thetrendy.png
Inventory (not too many items please): Just her clothes, and a sweet air guitar.


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#7 2016-Nov-01  07:42:32

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

(XX:40:00) Smiley100P: i had to use a like mouse for the game
(XX:40:14) Smiley100P: even tho i was clearly playing a cat

Nepeta gains THE MOUSE CLUB!
One part rodent, one part computer, all parts bad pun.
+1 to distraction when used on feline targets
+1 to distraction when used on Tech Nerds
Distraction applies to the wielder as well

(XX:43:22) coolman2443: I ORANGEKIT IS NOT DISTRACTED BY MICE!

Orangekit gains Advanced Focus!
Prevents species-specific distractions

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#8 2016-Nov-01  07:51:50

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

Smites Judgement upon foes.
Produces cookies nonstop.
Might eat it, IDK.


I am just a birb whom enjoys Smash Bros Melee, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Roleplaying, and Memes.
"But what really happened that day?"
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
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#9 2016-Nov-01  07:55:53

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:

TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

Smites Judgement upon foes.
Produces cookies nonstop.
Might eat it, IDK.

Unfortunately, Orangekit does not have Excali-cookie!

He does happen to have Cookie 7, the bootleg version of Excali-cookie.

Cookie 7
Potentially gives you something good when used!
Is a worthless brick until used


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#10 2016-Nov-01  07:57:15

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Tymewalk wrote:
coolman2443 wrote:

TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

Smites Judgement upon foes.
Produces cookies nonstop.
Might eat it, IDK.

Unfortunately, Orangekit does not have Excali-cookie!

He does happen to have Cookie 7, the bootleg version of Excali-cookie.

Cookie 7
Potentially gives you something good when used!
Is a worthless brick until used

Oh right, gave Excali-cookie to some adventurer named Bro Ken, womder where he is...
What evs, use IT


I am just a birb whom enjoys Smash Bros Melee, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Roleplaying, and Memes.
"But what really happened that day?"
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#11 2016-Nov-01  07:58:43

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name:Me
Age: Yes
Gender:Tbbxj7Q.png-sexual
Appearance: False
Inventory: paint buckets of every color from home depot

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#12 2016-Nov-01  08:04:02

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:
Tymewalk wrote:
coolman2443 wrote:

TO THWARTING THE MAIN BAD!

Orangekit pulls out Excali-cookie.

Smites Judgement upon foes.
Produces cookies nonstop.
Might eat it, IDK.

Unfortunately, Orangekit does not have Excali-cookie!

He does happen to have Cookie 7, the bootleg version of Excali-cookie.

Cookie 7
Potentially gives you something good when used!
Is a worthless brick until used

Oh right, gave Excali-cookie to some adventurer named Bro Ken, womder where he is...
What evs, use IT

You use Cookie 7, and expect to see a wonderful sword...

...but to your surprise, a Companion pops up!

flat,800x800,075,f.jpg

You feel compelled to shout "GRAND DAD?!", followed by a quieter "Fleenstonez?"

You gain the Bootleg Plumber
Jump and poison tolerance are increased
Able to summon Fred the Caveman Compatriot for aid in battle
Very vulnerable to Official™-type Plumbers

What shall you call your Bootleg Plumber?


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#13 2016-Nov-01  08:04:49

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

I DUB HIM FORTAN.
NOW I CAN PRESS START TO RICH.


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"But what really happened that day?"
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#14 2016-Nov-01  08:07:06

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

NuclearArmadillo wrote:

Name:Me
Age: Yes
Gender:Tbbxj7Q.png-sexual
Appearance: False
Inventory: paint buckets of every color from home depot

Accepted.

(Nice Born/Age: Yes joke there, Arnold wink)

You, NucularArmadillo, staind in your home, ready to fight the KotDM, paint buckets in hand.

What will you do?

coolman2443 wrote:

I DUB HIM FORTAN.
NOW I CAN PRESS START TO RICH.

Fortan the Bootleg Plumber is now your companion!

You Press Start to Rich, and gain $10,000!

(Did you mean Fortran like the programming language BTW?)


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#15 2016-Nov-01  08:09:16

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

(Nope.)
BEGIN MY QUEST.
suddenly, My path is interupted by two scrubs.

"We meet again, my OTP, for the last time!"
Raven and Rebecca look at Orangekit.


I am just a birb whom enjoys Smash Bros Melee, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Roleplaying, and Memes.
"But what really happened that day?"
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#16 2016-Nov-01  08:10:31

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Nepeta wakes up in her home in Alternia.


he has lost nanowrimo 2018 but he is now attempting a good old redemption arc
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#17 2016-Nov-01  08:11:44

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:

(Nope.)
BEGIN MY QUEST.
suddenly, My path is interupted by two scrubs.

"We meet again, my OTP, for the last time!"
Raven and Rebecca look at Orangekit.

Choose an action!

> (S) Strife!
> Talk.
> Orangekit: Grab arm from side chest.
> Run away.
> Head to Shipping Harbor.

With Fortan the Bootleg Plumber, you have access to an extra 1 action(s):
> Corrupt.

Smiley100P wrote:

Nepeta wakes up in her home in Alternia.

Nepeta wakes up in her home.

She has her Claws at the ready, should she ever need them.

She recently acquired a Kitty Transformation Disc.

What will Nepeta do?


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#18 2016-Nov-01  08:12:46

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

>Transform Raven into Aire.


I am just a birb whom enjoys Smash Bros Melee, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Roleplaying, and Memes.
"But what really happened that day?"
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#19 2016-Nov-01  08:14:08

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

coolman2443 wrote:

>Transform Raven into Aire.

Using Fortan's trusty Memory Corrupter, Raven is transformed into Aire successfully.

Some weird stuff happens to the sky but it's no big deal.


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#20 2016-Nov-01  08:14:26

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

stab the dude with my paint buckets

please let this be a normal field trip


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#21 2016-Nov-01  08:14:35

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

>Get on the computer and chat with Orangekit on pesterchum.


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#22 2016-Nov-01  08:18:30

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

"GAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?" Raven (Aire) questions.
"I made you pretty!" Orangekit says, "COME MY MINIONS, FOLLOW ME!!!!"
Because of the plot, Raven (Aire) and Rebecca follow.


I am just a birb whom enjoys Smash Bros Melee, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Roleplaying, and Memes.
"But what really happened that day?"
This is a message from Lord Nergal.
I await you on the Dread Isle.

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#23 2016-Nov-01  08:22:58

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

NuclearArmadillo wrote:

stab the dude with my paint buckets

please let this be a normal field trip

You can not. He is in the Dark Mountains.

Not even your orange curly hair and thick dorky glasses can manage that distance.

Smiley100P wrote:

>Get on the computer and chat with Orangekit on pesterchum.

(Begin pesterchum session or whatever.)

coolman2443 wrote:

"GAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?!?" Raven (Aire) questions.
"I made you pretty!" Orangekit says, "COME MY MINIONS, FOLLOW ME!!!!"
Because of the plot, Raven (Aire) and Rebecca follow.

Where will you go now?

Oh, never mind, the game glitches and you're taken to The Shipping Harbor.

Some guy named Joel stands in a corner, wearing a shirt with a smiling mushroom, shouting "GRAND DAD?!".


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#24 2016-Nov-01  08:24:38

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

Name: Abraham Lincoln
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Appearance: Tall. Very tall.
Inventory (not too many items please): A bundle of twigs.


Like the Red Clothed Pheonix, once I die, it is not that I have left. I have stopped existing, yet another me was already there.

I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account. I'm an alt account.

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#25 2016-Nov-01  08:24:50

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Re: Insanity - Everything and Nothing is possible!

AS: :33 < Nepeta greets you with a purr
AS: :33 < Can you talk?


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