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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Quote from: seanbobeWhat do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one!

5/10 good, but I've heard it so many times.

Q. Why was Childish Gambino arrested for arson?

A. Because he burned everything we talk about!

10/10.

No, really, if you cutie-ize both teams, you get KITTENS AND PONIES.

3/10.

What do you call a flower who's a germaphobe?
Plantibacterial!

5/10

Two chemists walk into a bar. Chemist #1 says "I'll have some H2O" Chemist #2 says "You didn't think you were going to get THAT joke did you?"

Ha. Ha. 8/10

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

9.5/10.

You know, I really was once attacked by an assassin, a dark mage, a big swarm of bees, and, at the same time...  A cute kitten.

0/10
Q. What do you call a three humped camel?
A. PREGNANT

4/10.  That one point in the Zootopia trailer.

"Take a look, It's in a book, a reading rainbow!  "
"Now sit back while I read this incredibly long and complicated novel.  'Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief'... This is going to take hours."

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Quote from: Smiley100P4/10.  That one point in the Zootopia trailer.

"Take a look, It's in a book, a reading rainbow!  "
"Now sit back while I read this incredibly long and complicated novel.  'Percy Jackson and the lightning thief'... This is going to take hours."

Yas i take that joke from the Zootopia trailer
10/10 BTW
Yo dawg i heard u liek Firefox
So i set fire to a fox

10/10.

"'@WazzoTV your projects are good but your BAD.?  lol?.  JAR JAR IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTERES!?!?  FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW!?!?!?' *faces skyward* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

10/10
Chemistry jokes about polonium oxide phosporous?
I don't zinc so

wat/10

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.

10/10
There are 10 people in this world
One who knows binary
One who doesn't know binary
One who us expecting a trinary or binary joke
And one who is not expecting a quarternary joke

9.8/10.

"Of course, I eventually adopted the kitten, naming it Mr. Puffy before I realized it was a girl WHEN I HAD TIME TO SCAN HER AFTER THE ---- ATTACK."

10/10
I can't crack jokes, but i sure can crack yolks!
*ba-dum-tss*

6/10

A man built a  house out of 99 bricks. He bought 100 bricks so he took the last brick and threw it far away.

7/10

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

8/10

A man and a woman are on a train. The man is smoking a cigar and the woman's dog is yapping loudly. The woman says "Can you stop smoking? It's upsetting my dog." The man says "Why did you bring it on?" Suddenly the woman takes the cigar and throws it out of the window. The man takes the dog and throws it out the window. Later they apologize. Then they both look out the window astonished because the dog is running alongside the train and guess what was in his mouth? The brick from my last joke!

10/10
Yo dawg i heard u liek Linux
So i purchased a Penguin and smashed every windows

Bump.

9/10

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
You don't say!

8/10

Roses are green.
Violets are orange.
I'm bad at gardening,
and worse at poetry.

8/10

What hedgehog follows you around?

SHADOW

0/10.

Which planet in KSP is a precious gem?

Jool.

3/10

If there was a Hedgehog Day, why would there always be more winter?

THEY WOULD ALWAYS SEE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!