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Useful powers?

Started by Alex The JPEG, Dec 25, 2015, 06:23:23 AM

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Alex The JPEG

Dec 25, 2015, 06:23:23 AM Last Edit: Jul 04, 2016, 12:56:03 AM by Alex The JPEG
Inspired by this topic.

The twist is, you have to post a useful power, then the person below has to post a reason it's actually useless, then posts another "useful" power.

It goes like this:

Person 1:
Shape-shifting
Person 2:
You can only turn into a rat.
Invisibility
Person 3:
You can still bump into walls.

And so on.
I'll start!

The power to generate money.
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

POST PROGRESS (updated 12/15/2020)
██████░░░░ 0 - 10,000
░░░░░░░░░░ 6,000 - 7,000
███░░░░░░░ 6,000 - 6,100

Treehee

#2
Dec 26, 2015, 11:06:49 AM
You cause a HUGE inflation, making money worthless.

the power to control other peoples minds.
greetings,

A random laughing tree

I'm a ninja :P

DrKat123_TBG

#3
Dec 26, 2015, 12:00:57 PM
But you can't even control your hand

The power to fly
this was my previous account

Siverko

#4
Dec 26, 2015, 12:10:24 PM
...into walls.

The power to tie shoelaces.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

Seanbobe

#5
Dec 26, 2015, 12:27:14 PM
The inablility to untie shoelaces.

I can use any power in the useless powers thread except the last one.
My joke RPG: Instructions Unclear: The RPG of Memes
My serious RPG: Stop the Spambots!
My offline life: error 404

DrKat123_TBG

#6
Dec 26, 2015, 04:14:14 PM
The powers become even useless per second

The power to eat
this was my previous account

Faressain

#7
Dec 26, 2015, 08:32:13 PM
... and dying.
The power to be everyone
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

DrKat123_TBG

#8
Dec 26, 2015, 09:50:01 PM
Ev'ry Criminal


The pow'r to chang' to a 2 dymension'l figure and speak with sing'l quot's mark ev'rytime
this was my previous account

Treehee

#9
Dec 27, 2015, 08:19:11 AM
That is useless anyays.

The power to be rich.
greetings,

A random laughing tree

I'm a ninja :P

DrKat123_TBG

#10
Dec 27, 2015, 09:25:50 AM
And be greedy

The power to rule the animal kingdom
this was my previous account

Alex The JPEG

#11
Dec 27, 2015, 09:57:26 AM
Not that everybody follows your rules...:P

The power of infinite knowledge.
Check out my GitHub! You might find some neat stuff there!

POST PROGRESS (updated 12/15/2020)
██████░░░░ 0 - 10,000
░░░░░░░░░░ 6,000 - 7,000
███░░░░░░░ 6,000 - 6,100

DrKat123_TBG

#12
Dec 27, 2015, 10:28:42 AM
And selfishness

The power to barf money
this was my previous account

joefarebrother

#13
Dec 28, 2015, 12:04:05 AM
Cause inflation, and you're permanently ill.

(Isn't this kinda like My Wish Is Ruined?)

The power of super speed
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

Faressain

#14
Dec 28, 2015, 12:06:01 AM
but 0.00000001 m/s acceleration

(yeah, it is)

The power of closing thread...
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

scratcher7_13

#15
Dec 28, 2015, 07:29:42 AM Last Edit: Dec 28, 2015, 07:30:55 AM by scratcher7_13
...but you can't post.

The power to eat an infinite amount of anything, poisonous, indigestible, or otherwise.

Treehee

#16
Dec 28, 2015, 08:35:04 AM
But still die.

The power to be yourself.
greetings,

A random laughing tree

I'm a ninja :P

Dino

#17
Dec 28, 2015, 10:52:47 AM
Of course, that means yourself when you are angry and haven't slept for 4 days straight.

The power to be awesome!!!

DrKat123_TBG

#18
Dec 28, 2015, 12:44:12 PM
And be selfish

The power to fart fish
wait eww
this was my previous account

Faressain

#19
Dec 28, 2015, 08:35:24 PM
And die ridicoulusly fast.

The power of Deflation...
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

DrKat123_TBG

#20
Dec 28, 2015, 08:51:26 PM
And extreme economic inflation everyday

The power to be never hungry
this was my previous account

CatsUnited

#21
Dec 28, 2015, 09:49:11 PM
But always be thristy.

The power to lift heavy objects.

Faressain

#22
Dec 28, 2015, 11:25:23 PM
but melting them with hands.

The power of shapeartisticts...
Priest units never get old. WOLOLO!

A fate can be changed, everything will change. A destiny is just a container that keeps the liquid in - in this case a person.
Raise your voice, and say it with Twilight Sparkle! I am a kitty cat and I'm steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow, steppin' steppin' on pillow.

Have a twili-meow! /On discord as Vardaril#1783

DrKat123_TBG

#23
Dec 29, 2015, 10:58:04 AM
And destroying art

The power to barf platinum
this was my previous account

scratcher7_13

#24
Dec 29, 2015, 06:35:02 PM
...which solidifies in your throat if you try to use the power.

The power to be able to wink instead of needing to blink.

DrKat123_TBG

#25
Dec 29, 2015, 08:29:12 PM
And never sleep

The power to spit moneh
this was my previous account
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