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1001 things not to say after a kiss

Started by TheLetterThorn, Dec 21, 2015, 11:11:13 AM

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TheLetterThorn

Self-explanatory. Number. Rate the one above you.

1. "Ah...I think this is one of your molars."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
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Dino


TheLetterThorn

8/10

3. "Hey, what'd you have for dinner?"
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
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Dino

9.5/10

4. "You smell like you haven't had a shower for like 10 weeks."

TheLetterThorn

10/10 :lol:

5. "Might I interest you in some tic tacs?"
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Dino


TheLetterThorn

9/10

7. (If you have braces) "Hey, uh, I think I popped a bracket."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
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manosysltia

9/10

8. "woahowoawaohwohaohohahhhh..." *faints*
pickles are just cucumbers and my life is a lie

Dino

10/10

8. "You just won me $100 from a bet! Thanks!"

TheLetterThorn

11/10 :lol:

10.) "No offense but my mom's a better kisser than you."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Dino

9/10

11. "Oh wait, I'm late for work!"

TheLetterThorn

9/10

12. "Um...That was like having a lizard in my mouth."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Dino

EW!/10

13. "I guess you like [insert name of country here] food too.

TheLetterThorn

9/10

14.) "This might be a weird time to say this, but you look a lot like my cousin."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

DrKat123_TBG

10/10
15 Eww... did you eat burritos for lunch?
this was my previous account

TheLetterThorn

9/10.

16. Sorry, gotta go, the wife is calling.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

DrKat123_TBG

10000/10
17. Your lips are so dry, like a senior citizen :lol:
*smack*
this was my previous account

TheLetterThorn

9/10

18. "Sorry, um, I think your mouth is bleeding a bit."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
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PrincessPandaTBG

10/10

19. "I kiss my Silver plushie."

(True story.)

A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< ...

20. Say "I hate X", where X is whatever they like.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

TheLetterThorn

9/10

21.) "Maybe I shouldn't have bought you the garlic bread..."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

DrKat123_TBG

10/10

22. lol your lips tastes like garbage
*total smack*
this was my previous account

Dino

8/10

23. Oh wait, looks like my wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend is calling me. Gotta go!

TheLetterThorn

8/10, would be higher but I posted that one first

24. "You should probably know I have mono."
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Dino