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1001 things not to say after a kiss

Started by TheLetterThorn, Dec 21, 2015, 11:11:13 AM

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TheLetterThorn

Dec 21, 2015, 11:11:13 AM
Self-explanatory. Number. Rate the one above you.

1. "Ah...I think this is one of your molars."
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Dino

#2
Dec 21, 2015, 11:17:05 AM
10/10

2. "This is awkward..."

TheLetterThorn

#3
Dec 21, 2015, 11:21:49 AM
8/10

3. "Hey, what'd you have for dinner?"
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Dino

#4
Dec 21, 2015, 11:24:09 AM
9.5/10

4. "You smell like you haven't had a shower for like 10 weeks."

TheLetterThorn

#5
Dec 21, 2015, 11:24:57 AM
10/10 :lol:

5. "Might I interest you in some tic tacs?"
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Dino

#6
Dec 21, 2015, 11:27:27 AM
10/10!!!

6. *Wipe your mouth* "Ew."

TheLetterThorn

#7
Dec 21, 2015, 11:29:04 AM
9/10

7. (If you have braces) "Hey, uh, I think I popped a bracket."
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manosysltia

#8
Dec 21, 2015, 11:31:24 AM
9/10

8. "woahowoawaohwohaohohahhhh..." *faints*
pickles are just cucumbers and my life is a lie

Dino

#9
Dec 21, 2015, 11:32:09 AM
10/10

8. "You just won me $100 from a bet! Thanks!"

TheLetterThorn

#10
Dec 21, 2015, 11:33:31 AM
11/10 :lol:

10.) "No offense but my mom's a better kisser than you."
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Dino

#11
Dec 21, 2015, 11:37:37 AM
9/10

11. "Oh wait, I'm late for work!"

TheLetterThorn

#12
Dec 21, 2015, 11:49:39 AM
9/10

12. "Um...That was like having a lizard in my mouth."
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Dino

#13
Dec 21, 2015, 11:58:38 AM
EW!/10

13. "I guess you like [insert name of country here] food too.

TheLetterThorn

#14
Dec 21, 2015, 12:46:52 PM
9/10

14.) "This might be a weird time to say this, but you look a lot like my cousin."
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DrKat123_TBG

#15
Dec 21, 2015, 01:04:50 PM
10/10
15 Eww... did you eat burritos for lunch?
this was my previous account

TheLetterThorn

#16
Dec 21, 2015, 01:07:51 PM
9/10.

16. Sorry, gotta go, the wife is calling.
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DrKat123_TBG

#17
Dec 21, 2015, 01:10:17 PM
10000/10
17. Your lips are so dry, like a senior citizen :lol:
*smack*
this was my previous account

TheLetterThorn

#18
Dec 21, 2015, 01:11:17 PM
9/10

18. "Sorry, um, I think your mouth is bleeding a bit."
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PrincessPandaTBG

#19
Dec 22, 2015, 12:38:41 PM
10/10

19. "I kiss my Silver plushie."

(True story.)

A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

Siverko

#20
Dec 22, 2015, 01:15:12 PM
D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< ...

20. Say "I hate X", where X is whatever they like.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

TheLetterThorn

#21
Dec 22, 2015, 02:25:13 PM
9/10

21.) "Maybe I shouldn't have bought you the garlic bread..."
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DrKat123_TBG

#22
Dec 22, 2015, 02:36:04 PM
10/10

22. lol your lips tastes like garbage
*total smack*
this was my previous account

Dino

#23
Dec 22, 2015, 02:50:10 PM
8/10

23. Oh wait, looks like my wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend is calling me. Gotta go!

TheLetterThorn

#24
Dec 22, 2015, 05:33:31 PM
8/10, would be higher but I posted that one first

24. "You should probably know I have mono."
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Dino

#25
Dec 22, 2015, 06:18:28 PM
Fail. XD

8/10

25. So, when's dinner?
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