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NASA security guard: Sir you can't be in here we're launching a satellite
Me: But deoxys is up there
NASA security guard: Get everyone on board

Rate the one above.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ/10
Some random guy 2016 is playing Pokémon and finds Zygarde in a police station.
Policeman: Sorry, this is a private area.
Some Random Guy in 2016: But there's a Zygarde in there!
Policeman: Pokémon ain't real, kid.
Some Random Guy in 2016: I have Pokémon Go.
Policeman: That dosen't come out 'till 2016.
Some Random Guy from 2016: Some random guy from 133766642314 let me borrow  his time machine and I went back in time exactly one year.
Policeman: WHAT THE FRIG?!?

lol/10.

Smiley: Doctor, there's a pikachu in your TARDIS.

whatbutlol/10

Townsfolk: You're crazy, Columbus! You can't just go sailing to the end of the world, you will fall off!
Columbus: But there's a Hitmonchan there.
Townsfolk: Well, why didn't you say that in the first place?
And so, Hitmonchan had led him to the land that is now known as America.
(Yes, I know it's historically inaccurate, but if you can't laugh at a few inaccuracies, it's your loss.)

9/10

University interviewer: So why do you want to study computer science?
Me: There's a porygon here
Interviewer: *pulls out smartphone* omg where

10/10

Music Teacher: Okay class what sound does this- OMG IS A MELOLETTA

9/10

*Walks into ice-cream parlour*
Me: My phone says there's a Vanilluxe here
Employee: You'll have to battle me for it

ya/10.

Smiley: Hi, joe.
Joe: Why are you at the skate park?
Smiley: I'm looking for a pikachu.
Joe: ...*catches pikachu*

7/10

Travel Agent: Sorry, Mr.joefarebrother, you cannot board the plane to Pompeii without a ticket!
Joe: BUT MY PHONE SAYS THERE'S A CHARMANDER THERE!

8/10

Principal- WHY IS THE FIRE ALARM SOUNDING!?
Kid- Its a koffing.
Principal- THEN WHY DOES IS STINK!?
Kid- Uh...  Its a koffing again...

whathangonamimissingsomethinghereohnevermindijustdontgetjokes/10

Kid: I need to get on the bus ASAP, there's a Snorlax in there!
Bus Driver: How did he get in here, did you Pokémon?
Kid: That pun was Onix-ceptable.
Awkward silence.
Bus Driver: Get your Snorlax and leave.

10/10

Scientist: I've invented a time machine!
Reporter: What inspired you?
Scientist: I need celebi and dialga.

10/10

Me: MS. PLANE PERSON I NEED TO BOARD THE PLANE TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE TO FIND ARCEUS! *gets shot with a tranquilizer dart*

9/10

*goes to library*
*opens every book*
Librarian: What are you doing?
Me: There's an Unown here
Librarian: OMG I'll check the restricted area

14/15

Zoo Worker: Hello, welcome to the zoo! How may I help you?
Person with Smartphone: I'm looking for a Mankey here.
Zoo Worker: I'm sorry?
Person with Smartphone: A Mankey.
Zoo Worker: I don't know what that is. Do you mean monkey?
Person with Smartphone: No, I mean Mankey.
Zoo Worker: *thinks for a bit* Oh! Yes, the Mankey exhibit is this way.
Person with Smartphone: Thank you! I'm going to catch it in my Pokéball!
Zoo Worker: What's that?
Person with Smartphone: Tiny little ball, very small, you keep animals in it.
Zoo Worker: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty and we don't support that. Please leave.
Person with Smartphone: Aww, but I only have 312 Pokémon!
Zoo Worker: Please leave.
Person with Smartphone: It was the "tiny ball" thing, wasn't it?
Zoo Worker: Now, please.
Person with Smartphone: Alright, I'll try at Tajiri Zoo.

Wow, goes on far too long and unfunny! Just like me!

/10

"NURSE, HAND ME THAT SCALPEL! WE'RE GOING TO SaVE THIS MAN'S LI-"
*pling!*
"Ooh, there's a Chansey nearby!"

7/10

Thartler: "I HAVE ENOUGH! WHY EVERYBODY GOES JUST BECAUSE THEY FIND POKEMON?" *cloaks using Vortex Armor and decides to Snipe*
Random Pokemaniac: "Oh... my favourite... lemme check it! *fins Mew* GOTC---
Thartler fires Sniper Rifle, right into Pokemaniac...

7/10

Billy: DOCTOR YOU NEED TO HELP ME, MY FRIEND ISN'T BREATHING YOU HAVE TO SAVE HIM!! ;(

Doctor: Wait, there's a Chansey in my room...

6/10

Thartler: "Well, maybe it was too deadly..."
Mass of Pokemaniac came... Thartler loaded Luminite Bullet...
Pokemaniac: OMG! IT'S MEWTW-- *50 of them dies, nobody survives*
Thartler - Maybe I should make new Wall of Flesh? *Traps the place with Mechanical Skull...*

10/10

A random trainer pushes down the Master Emerald.
Knuckles: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
Trainer: It says there's a Pokemon below-
The guy is thrown off Angel Island.

10/10 (I know, I had hatred of sonic equal to Hockeyist, but in this case, I find it VERY VERY funny, due to Thartler and Knuckles LITERALLY doing same thing...)

Random Pokemaniac - "Oh look! I found Pokemon!" He steps on Mechanical Skull, and that was night, so Skeletron Prime Summoned. Then: "GOTCHA! YAY, MY FIRST TIME I CAUGHT IT!" Skeletron Prime Massacres Thartler Off-Screen, then kills literally EVERY HUMAN!"

10/10 would bait again.

Pokemon Trainer: Quick! I need your Strongest Subrmarine!

Scientist: Why? We need it for rese-

Trainer: THERE'S A KYOGRE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH!

Scientist: Ready the men.

1000000000/10

Alice finds Mewto across the road. She begins the cross it.
Bob: DON'T DO IT-
Alice is hit by a car.

10/10

Thartler: Oh well... I need to stop it...
Meanwhile in Pokemon Go servers...
Worker 1: Look! A Arceus!
Worker 2: Oh... I gonna catch Giratina!
Suddenly...
Both workers: "WHAT HAPPENED?"
Computers shown them this:
Workers jump off windows, killing themselfes...

7/10

Pope: What are you doing in the Vatican?
Me: Uhh... my phone says Arceus is here
Pope: Oh, I know, you'll have to battle me for it!
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪BATTLE MUSIC♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
Pope Francis wants to fight!