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(I'm fully aware I mispelled the word "inspectors". I did it on purpose.)
this game, you are a health inspector
Make up a restraunt with a menu that has a few items. The next poster will review the items and say if the restraunt passed, and will make up another restraunt with a menu.
EXAMPLE:
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Quote from: Poster 1TOAST LAND RESTRAUNT: THE MENU..
Toast... 4$
Super Toast... 5$
Mega Toast... 6$
Poison Toast... 1$

Quote from: Poster 2Mmm... the toast is amazing! I'm gonna try this purple piece right he-
My gosh! That was AMAZING!
You've passed!

The Bathroom Restraunt Menu:
Hand Soap... 3$
Sponge.... 2$
Toothpaste.... 4$
Used toothbrush...500$
unused bathtub...3$

Quote from: Poster 3You failed. I don't even need to describe this.

THE SPAGHETTI PLACE RESTRAUNT MENU:

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So, you know how it works.
If you inspect enough, you will be placed on the "Gr8 Inspector" rank!

I'll start.

THE COMPUTER PLACE RESTRAUNT MENU:
Cheese Bytes... 0101010110101$
Edible Windows 7... 300$
Edible Mac OS X... 600$
Edible Linux (CHEAP BECAUSE LINUX IS TERRIBLE)....$0.01

I caught a virus from the Windows 7, also overpriced. Inspection fail!

TBG Menu
Text based apple: $5
role playing apple: $5
cyoa apple: $20
mfg apple: $40

Fake, overpriced food. Inspection fail!

The Scratch Menu
Roast Scratch Cat $15
Fried Gobo $10
Wilbur Soup $7

I'm not going to eat a cat! Cats are pets! Fail.

The Social Media Restaurant menu
Facebook Fries - £1.50
Twitter Tea - £0.80
Reddit Rolls - £2.50
Myspace Mackerel - CLEARANCE SALE! GOING SOON! ONLY £0.50
Tumblr Tacos - £3.00
Instagram Ice Cream - £1.20
Snapchat Salad - FREE!!! with the purchase of a meal

I don't use pounds, but I don't like social media. PASS.

Gaming Console Menu (WITH FREE COMPATIBLE GAME TO EAT!)

NES - $0.10
SNES - $0.30
Nintendo 64 - $0.45
Gamecube - $2.00
Wii - $8.00
WiiU - $10.00

0/10. They don't even serve Xbox.

SHOELACE RESTARUANT

Short shoelace: $0.50
Medium shoelace: $0.75
Long shoelace: $1.00

I don't know how to tie shoelaces correctly yet. (and i should know by now.) Fail.

EXPLOSION BURGER RESTRAUNT MENU

Burger Bombs... $3 / £1
French Fry Grenades... $5 / £3
Steak Nukes... $6 / £4

For you.

I'll order the nukes. 10/10.

Periodic Table Restaurant!

Hydrogen: Free.
Oxygen: Free.
Carbon: Free.
Nitrogen: Free.
Sodium: $100 for lab repairs as it reacts with water.
Chlorine: $100 for lab repairs as it murders everyone.
Most metals: Free.
Most everything else: $10000000000000000.

0/10, I ordered the Arsenic and died.

The gaming restaurant!

Minecraft Milkshakes - $1.50
KSP Karrots - $0.50
Spacechem sauce - $0.10 per packet
Call Of Duty Cod - $2.99
Pokémon patties - $1.99
Mario McNuggets - $2.49
Sonic salad - $0.99

8/10. The KSP carrots weren't bad. Could have used a bit more Kerbal though.

DEATH RESTAURANT!

Cyanide - Free
Arsenic - Free
Uranium - Free
Mercury - Free
Iodine - $99999999999999999999999999
Everything that's not toxic - $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

you fail.

the "human repellent" resturant:

three-bean burrito with extra beans: $5
seven-bean soup: $6
baked beans: $4

2/10 Yucky.

Sonic restaurant!

Themes:
Sonic Salad - Free
Tails Taco - Free
Knuckles Kumquats - Free
Amy Apricot - Free
Shadow Sause - $10
Rouge Wrap - $15
Silver Soup - $20
Blaze Burger - $25
Cream Cod - $30
Eggman Egg - $1

NO BEANS U FAIL

MINECRAFT MENU
Apple: $1
Meat: $.50
GOLDEN APPLE: $999

I updated the post, please rerate.

[Continue from previous post]

10/10. Apple was tasty.

DEATH RESTAURANT!

Cyanide - Free
Arsenic - Free
Uranium - Free
Mercury - Free
Iodine - $99999999999999999999999999
Everything that's not toxic - $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

OH NO/10

Quote from: PrincessPandaTBGSonic restaurant!

Sonic Salad - Free
Tails Taco - Free
Knuckles Kumquats - Free
Amy Apricot - Free
Shadow Sause - $10
Rouge Wrap - $15
Silver Soup - $20
Blaze Burger - $25
Cream Cod - $30
Eggman Egg - $1

0/10 would vomit again.

Russian restaurant:

Menu: Free in Russian, $999999999999999999999999999999999999 in English

Салат - 5000 руб.

Яйца - 1000 руб.

Вода - 200 руб.

Мышьяк - Бесплатно

Salad, passes.  Very delicious and used best leaves and stuff...
Eggs, 8/10.  Slightly overcooked...
Water- Fail due to-
Microorganisms found in it that can cause serious decease.
RECALL NEEDED ON RUSSIAN WATER INC!

Arsenic fails- IT IS A ROCK!!!

Overall 5/10 pass.

no menu.

MINECRAFT MENU
Apple: $1
Meat: $.50
GOLDEN APPLE: $999

10/10. Apple was tasty.
DEATH RESTAURANT!
Cyanide - Free
Arsenic - Free
Uranium - Free
Mercury - Free
Iodine - $99999999999999999999999999
Everything that's not toxic - $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Whoops...  Sorry...

0% out of 100%.
FAIL.

Must be closed due to use and serving of toxic chemicals and rocks.

The novelties resturaunt
water- $1
Smoothie- $7.50
Ice Cream- $10 ea.
Ice Cream, no sugar. -$7 ea.
Frozen yogurt- $10 ea.

10/10 for the water.

VOMIT RESTAURANT!!!!

Vomit: Free.

EVERYTHING ELSE: $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

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Comments- Use of old or bodily parts for recipe, yes

MUST BE CLOSED!!!

Pizza terestrial!  (P.T.)
Pizza- $20 small, $80 medium, $100 large, $3 million for 40 servings.

You pass!! I love pizza.

The Maths Restaurant!

pi - $3.14
e - $2.72
pie - $8.54
i - √-$1
√2 - $1.41
gravity - $9.81

The i was delicious. 10/10.

KERBAL RESTAURANT


Mohole - $29.99
Eve Water - $99.99
Kerbin Water - Free
Kerbal Meat - $29.99
Duna Rock - $9.99
Dres-teroid Ice Cream - $9.99
Jool Gas - $49.99
Eeloo Ice - $15.99