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This is like the "Fortunately, Unfortunately" game. In this game, someone must post how they will break the computer, such as through physical contact or viruses. Then someone must post how the computer will be fixed, such as insurance and anti-virus software. Then the process repeats.

Remember, stay appropriate and don't get too technical, we want this game to be for all ages. Also, only focus on the computer! You may use characters but only let the computer be destroyed.

Let's start!

I drop the computer into the toilet.

Toilet is too small.

I install a virus, which replaces all images with

Noone would create a virus that does that.

I program one.

Then it technically isn't a virus, only a malicious script, since you haven't spread it to anyone else. The script gets blocked by the firewall.

I write a program using squintskii that can burn through firewalls.

I wiped the hard drive and put Ubuntu 15.10 on it.

I steal your password and use it to get access to the computer. I add a script that infects Google with a deadly virus, and soon 99% of the world's computers are infected.

You have to pay $30 000 000 000 000 to the US government.

Which doesn't exist anymore as the US government shut down again. And then there is no more US.

Wh4t now.

Better reset.  RESET

I delete System32.

Linux doesn't have System32.

The computer runs Windows 7 by default, but the OS can be changed (can that be an official rule?).

I install Red Star OS.

You are not allowed to use it outside of North Korea. I put OS X 10.9 on it.

EDIT: 1000th post!!!!!

I install TheHockeyist OS.

What's that? Give me the iso file for it!  

Psst... It doesn't exist.

I install TheHockeyist OS, Red Star edition!

I install Windows 95, then I delete system32.

I install undelete system32.exe.

I rebooted and the computer won't start up now.

Tech guy fixes it.

I throw the computer into a wormhole, zip it shut, and put it down my pants.