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Overly Attached Female Friend

Started by TheLetterThorn, Jul 04, 2015, 08:32:07 PM

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TheLetterThorn

She's sweet. She's funny. She's your friend.

She has a crush on you.

You knew better than to go on the one date. You knew it was a bad idea. She's a great girl and all, but now it doesn't look like she is ever going to let you go.

You must escape. But how?

Here is an example of gameplay:

Quote from: GiraffeLord56I board a plane and fly across the country. She'll never find me here!
Quote from: SuspiciouslyLikeSomeliaThe OAFF is your flight attendant! Pretzels or peanuts?
Quote from: NotSomeliaI get off the plane, change my identity, and rent an apartment.
Quote from: GiraffeLord56The OAFF is your new roommate!

You get the picture - the OAFF is determined to follow you wherever you go.

I will begin.

I take another girl out to dinner in order to communicate to the OAFF that I'm not interested.
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PrincessPandaTBG

#2
Then I say to her that I actually wanted to date Blaze. She says that she wanted to date Silver.
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TheLetterThorn

(no, you have to take control over the OAFF and say something like "But it turns out that the other girl was the OAFF all along" or something more creative...it's like Fortunately Unfortunately.)

(She also has to be interested in you; that is what makes the game funny.)
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TheLetterThorn

Restart. Let's try again.

I propose marriage to someone else.
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PrincessPandaTBG

Your OAFF then gets you away from the scene and proposes marriage to you.
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TheLetterThorn

I say no and introduce her to my single friend who thinks she's pretty.
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PrincessPandaTBG

Your OAFF then punches your friend in the face and then hugs you.
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TheLetterThorn

I squirm out of my OAFF'S arms and drive my bleeding friend to the hospital.
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PrincessPandaTBG

Your OAFF follows you to the hospital with your Sonic plush!
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TheLetterThorn

I quietly ask the nurse to remove the OAFF.
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PrincessPandaTBG

Your OAFF sneaks into the room!

:D
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TheLetterThorn

I sedate the OAFF and RUN THE HECK OUT OF THERE.
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PrincessPandaTBG

Your OAFF still follows!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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TheLetterThorn

I knock out my OAFF in a panic and go to jail for assault.
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Starmeadows

Look. the OAFF is your cellmate!

TheLetterThorn

I break out of prison and am now on the run.
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CatsUnited

The OAFF put a GPS on you and found you.

PrincessPandaTBG

I teleport to Sonic's universe.
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firefang16

OAFF follows you and kills your waifu
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PrincessPandaTBG

A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

firefang16

OAFF kills all the female sonic characters.
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)

joefarebrother

I go on a date with someone else, who I've confirmed isn't actually OAFF in disguise.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

derpypretzel

Your OAFF starts trying to flirt with you over the PA.

TheLetterThorn

I pay for the food, tip the waiter more than necessary to apologize for leaving early, and take my date somewhere else.
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firefang16

OAFF follows you and kidnaps your date.
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)