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1001 ways to kill TheLetterThorn (Heathcliffe)

Started by TheLetterThorn, Jul 04, 2015, 08:16:39 PM

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TheLetterThorn

Jul 04, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
Self explanatory. Number, rate, don't forget to number, don't forget to rate. Keep them funny.

1. Lead her to a planet with no cappuccino.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

PrincessPandaTBG

#2
Jul 04, 2015, 08:43:47 PM
Lol/10

2. Lock her up with Sonic.EXE and his friends.

"I AM GOD."
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

TheLetterThorn

#3
Jul 04, 2015, 08:47:04 PM
plz don't remind me/10

3. Leave her at Walmart. She will get lost and starve.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Siverko

#4
Jul 04, 2015, 10:51:35 PM
0/10. There's a food isle.

4. Hack her computer.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

PrincessPandaTBG

#5
Jul 04, 2015, 11:34:12 PM
Oh no/10

5. Eat her cappuccino, throw chaos emeralds at her, and then watch the explosion. >:)
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

firefang16

#6
Jul 05, 2015, 12:03:41 AM
0/10

You cannot kill Somelia. She is ruler of the TBGs. ALL HAIL SOMELIA. ALL HAIL SOMELIA.
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)

Treehee

#7
Jul 05, 2015, 12:58:06 AM Last Edit: Jul 05, 2015, 12:58:36 AM by Treehee
Wut/10

6?. Set her chessboard on fire
greetings,

A random laughing tree

I'm a ninja :P

Siverko

#8
Jul 05, 2015, 01:00:42 AM
7. Destroy her chess pieces.

8. Two numbers in a row.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

joefarebrother

#9
Jul 05, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
9. Make badder grammer
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

derpypretzel

#10
Jul 05, 2015, 02:17:08 AM
10. ship her with hockeyist

Siverko

#11
Jul 05, 2015, 02:26:17 AM
We need to rate.

2/10.

11. Forget to rate.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

TheLetterThorn

#12
Jul 05, 2015, 05:00:19 AM
10/10

Forget to number ;)
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Siverko

#13
Jul 05, 2015, 05:03:33 AM
10/10.

13. Forget Somelia's username.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

TheLetterThorn

#14
Jul 05, 2015, 05:10:36 AM
8/10 I have so many of them it's forgivable.

14. Remind her that Magnus Carlsen does not know that she exists, and even if he did he wouldn't care.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

PrincessPandaTBG

#15
Jul 06, 2015, 10:24:49 AM
5/10

15. Play Justin Bieber music in her ears.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP

firefang16

#16
Jul 06, 2015, 11:35:45 PM
Eh/10

As I said, Somelia cannot die. She is the TBG queen.
I'm very inactive here and on Scratch. Just remember Narancia best boy ;)

TheLetterThorn

#17
Jul 07, 2015, 06:09:51 AM
7/10 Oh I can die, trust me.

17. Make her fall in love with you. Leave.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

Siverko

#19
Jul 07, 2015, 08:29:53 AM
10/10.

Spread conspiracy theories on the internet about why she is alive.
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

Treehee

#20
Jul 08, 2015, 06:17:29 AM
9/10

Curse her so she loses ALL chess games she plays, but make her become a true Yu-gi-oh! master.
greetings,

A random laughing tree

I'm a ninja :P

PreoKid

#21
Jul 08, 2015, 11:08:50 PM
9/10

22 (I think).

Step 1: Take cappucino.
Step 2: Give to Magnus Carlsen.
Step 3: Make her watch as he drinks it. Death due to conflicting emotions will occur.

Twice over the hilltop did hyper Timmy run.
"Many people hear voices when no one is there.
Some of them are called 'mad' and shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called 'writers,' and they do pretty much the same thing."

- Meg Chittenden

Siverko

#22
Jul 08, 2015, 11:12:22 PM
This is 22.

10/10.

22. Hey Somelia, guess where we're going? "IregretwhatIhavedone-istan."
I have returned.

Siverko - pronounced "SEE-vehr-koh" (IPA: [ˈsiverko]), from a traditional Slavic word meaning "cold north wind".

joefarebrother

#23
Jul 09, 2015, 02:24:50 AM
9/10

23. Train everyone in the universe to be really good at chess, except her.
Play me on chess.com! Scratch group!   √-1 2³ ∑ 3.14, and it was delicious!

Either your internet was too slow, or you're using the wrong theme, so you lost the game.

TheLetterThorn

#24
Jul 09, 2015, 06:37:46 AM
10/10 :P

24. Remove her larynx. She will no longer be able to sing. She will die of grief.
Thorn | TBG Team | Massive Nerd
Currently on vacation and will remain active until the spring semester.
Obsessed with William Butler Yeats until further notice.
Visit my website, where I display my creative and web projects.
Pronouns: at this point do i even know? (he/him/his)

PrincessPandaTBG

#25
Jul 09, 2015, 11:57:23 AM
Oh no/10

25. Feed her cappuccino to Sonic.EXE and then dip her in lava.
A regular TBGer from 2015-7, bless Sonic the Hedgehog
DARN YOU LACK OF SUPPORT FOR WEBP
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