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You post a useless superpower. The next person has to tell you why it's actually useful, and they post their own useless power.

Example:
 

Hover 0.000001cm off the ground

No friction, fast walking!

Turn invisible when no one is looking.

Etc.

My useless power is turning invisible when no one is looking.

Nobody ever looks at you anyways, so you become fully invisible.(Okay, that was a bad one )
I can turn into a rug.

Nobody suspects you to be you which helps you escape from bullies.

I can make it rain candies.

Quote from: jji10dinoEverybody steps on you and by the end of the day, you're dead.

I can become Superman.

Umm... I think you may want to reread the rules...

I can make anyone feel sort of mediocre.

Fortunately, no one ever said you couldn't use it on that REALLY, REALLY ANNOYING person that every time you try to outwit, just finds a completely illogical loophole through your wits and even though you have proof for that REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, ANNOYING, IMMATURE, DISGUSTING person that their loophole has no worth you can't express the proof. You could always make HIM feel mediocre.

(Yes, there is actually someone at school like this in my grade. Let me say that he is (again) the most annoying, immature, disgusting person I have ever met in my entire life.)

You can make anyone mentally slap theirself.

Sometimes the slap hurts.

I can eat candles.

The candles have to be lighted for you to eat them. And when you do, you can breathe fire for a few YEARS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can kill people with my mind.

Actually... that's pretty cool on it's own...
I can levitate trash cans.

Fortunately you can tip the trash cans on any annoying person from school you desire.

I can close my math textbook with my mind.

That might make a good improvised weapon. Or something.

I can Summon Bigger Fish. Literally.

Infinite food ends world hunger.

I have a power that does nothing except give my power to other people.

You can give unlimited power to other people making them (and yourself) superheroes and saving the world in the process.

I can make sharp pencils appear out of thin air.

Students around you rejoice. I mean, I would LOVE that power! I'm always losing pencils
When I eat pomegranates, I have the ability  to become deaf.

Your deafness creates a sense of zen, and you ascend to a higher plane of existence.
I have the ability to turn into a Mewtwo.

The world you live in is the Pokemon world and you become the king/queen of all pokemon.

I can eat mice.

You join a mouse eating club and find your soul mate.

I have the ability to turn $20 notes into $5 notes.

No problem with excessive spare change then!

I can peel potatoes without touching them.

Save a lot of time cooking!

The power to time travel 1 second into the future every second.

Live longer!

The power to clog or unclog toilets with the snap of your fingers.

Yay! No leaning over toilet with plunger!
I can levitate a single bit of ribbon 1cm off the ground

Very useful if you dropped it on a smooth surface and can't puck it up.

I can walk away from someone and appear behind them.

Cutsies in line

I can melt plastic for 5 seconds.

Manufacture plastic things cheaply!

I can control the direction in which plants grow.

That way, you could make your plants really curly and unrealistic.

I can crash a computer with my mind.

You can stop hackers from malicious computer attacks!

I can force any human male to speak in falsetto.