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Make a shelter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring a Charizard to protect you.

Avoid quicksand, slowsand, and other forms of sand paired with adjectives.

Heed warning signs.

Never dig down.

Make a survival kit with:
Flint and steel
A knife
Compass
Rope
First aid
A flash light
Bug spray

Survive.

Don't drink the red snow.

Stock up on ammunition.

10. Stock up on SLEEP.

Quote from: 360-International10. Stock up on SLEEP.

Why the 10

That's mostly, if not rating, the differentiation of a TBG and a Misc topic.

11. Never, ever, ever bring a caffeinated Sombot with you.

HOW TO SURVIVE LIFE AS A HUMAN:

* resist the others
* pop culture is wrong, always
* the media watches, the media changes, the media tells you what they want you to know only
* check behind paintings
* break rules not appendages
* dig up, never down
* do the opposite of your gut feeling
* this guideline is false
* prepare
* postpare
* pears
* tread alone
* find a corner all to yourself where nobody can see you
* stray from the trail when signs tell you not to
* take deep breaths and enjoy the world sometimes but don't let it suck you in and eat you alive (see #3)
* watch out for parasitical beings, literally and figurativley
* cry over spilt milk
* the grass is greenest where there are no humans to mow it
* a stitch in time will come back to bite you
* who says cats are the only ones to have nine lives
* be wary of the grey area
* do the impossible and show everyone how
* comment your code
* don't die
* etc.

10/10 (Let's get some ratings in here )

13. Beware of sunstroke, and definitely don't stroke the sun.

9.8/10

38. Don't kick a bomb.

7 and 3 were so sweet / 130
7 ate 9
Don't drink calm water

9/10

40. Don't be these guys.

15/10

41/17. Run faster than your buddy.

42. Whatever you do, do NOT utter the word "Sommy" within a 10000000- mile radius of Somelia.

I whisper sommy
Do not anger a bear

8/10

44. Do not wear bug spray because it will scare away the insects that are vital to your survival [/beargrylls]

Most important don't die

8/10
That... would be helpful for survival : P

Tie up your food in a tree to keep it away from bears

10/10 good
Find food and hope it's not poisons